Second Star to the Right..

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

ALADDIN (1992) FROZEN II (2019) HERCULES (1997)  101 DALMATIANS (1961) THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989) BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991)   THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG (2009) SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937)

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[eclogues]

i want to get a master's degree i want to take a cake decorating class i want to dance i want to sing i want to write and remember how to think i want to swim i want to be free

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[lavodkin]

well done

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[pierog]

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[oliviadumhan]

OUTFITS IN FILM & TV - PINK

[thoodleoo]

touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

[mikheevanora-deactivated2025062]

you come to me on my scheduled hair wash day

[didebauchery]

Dude I wish I were faking my disorders, do you know how annoying it is to live like this? Lmao.

[teaboot]

Someone once told me that I was annoying because I couldn't focus or remember anything and all I could think to say was "at least you can walk away- I live here"

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[hotvampireadjacent]

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

[teaboot]

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[felixcloud6288]

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

[posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit]

current note count: 4,872

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[hollowboobtheory]

not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy