Vampire DJ Grandma

Vul 🔸 anime/manga, books, cats, games

[vulpixsinistre]

[silverpolish]

aquarium outfit inspo

[woolieshubris]

i loved the vision so i thought id bring it to fruition.

[3000s]

whenever my mom tries to remember the name of the show Better Call Saul she comes up with something new and unique every time

[3000s]

last night she called it "What About Sal"

[gumptioncretaceous]

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[perfectanimal]

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[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[grenadineghost]

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[sandmandaddy69]

[rubykgrant]

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[antleredgirl]

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

[cranberrybogmummy]

I think they’d beatbox