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Indie Calder from The Woods comic

[vveirdlyheroic]

My voice for Calder still feels so awkward... :P Like, the writting seems stilted 

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The teen blinked at the skeleton. This wasn’t really surprising to him. Nothing was surprising to him anymore. And sure, the skeleton was super short and wearing a hoodie because why not? There was ONE question nagging in his mind however…

“You aren’t thinking of eating my brains are you?” Calder asked, his voice almost causal as he crossed his arms, eyeing the skeleton, “’cus I’m sorta planning on using it.”

Or maybe the skeleton would be doing him a favor. After all, every good idea he’d had so far had been because he WASN’T thinking.

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*Geez dude, why on the heck would I do that? That’s like… super gross. Ew. *Do I look like someone who would eat a brain? YUCK! just…gross. *That’s not a good way to greet or start a conversation with someone friend.

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Calder shurgged, leaning back against the tree besides him, grinning at the skeleton. “Well, no one here has really been interested in conversation so far...I just have to make sure, ya know? I mean, you’re basically one step from a zombie.” 

“So, are there any more skeletons around, are are you the only one?”

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Starter Call

Starter call guys :P

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My icon looks really cool in message :P Like...I dun know...like I’m just observing the messages hehe

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Should do drafts soon :P

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Sentence Starters { Protective Version }

“Watch out!”

“You could have been killed!”

“Run! Hurry up, go!”

“Save yourself, I’ll hold them back.”

“Leave me here! Go! Hurry! I can handle it.”

“I promise I’ll make sure they don’t hurt you.”

“They better not have laid a damn finger on you or I’ll [insert threat].”

“I swear, if they so much as breathe next to you, I’ll knock them out.”

“I’m not leaving you here!”

“And let you get yourself killed?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Are you hurt anywhere?”

“I don’t trust him/her. They seem off.”

“I’m saying this for your own good!”

“Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.”

“I don’t want to lose you! You’re all I have left!”

[songbirdisms]

&& @vveirdlyheroic ❤’ed.

            ❝ As much as I enjoy the wonders of the woods,                I am kind of lost trying to find a way out of them… ❞

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"Uh...same, actually." Calder scratched the back of his head. He tilted his head at the girl. "I don't think I've seen ya around Bay Point." He jumped, winching as the little alien creature on his shoulder clawed at his shoulder, making little noises at Ella

"Ow! Doctor Robert!" He glared at the little creature as it hopped from his shoulder to Ella's. Calder winced, rubbing his shoulder. "Well, he certainly seems to like you. You some kinda alien whisperer?"

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@vveirdlyheroic Liked for a starter!

 * “ Not to sound incredibly rude. But who are you? And are you in awe of my utter awesomeness? ”

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“Is there like...a colony of skeletons in these woods? ‘cus if so that would make this whole thing like...SO much better.” he said, slightly groggy as he blinked up the skeleton. Or, maybe he was dead...he fell in a hole and died and the afterlife was filled with skeletons. Ya, that would make sense. He blinked, looking around. “Ya, I have a feeling I’m not in alien London anymore.” How many portals to other worlds where there anyway? 

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“If i were a fruit stand, where would I be hiding? What would my motivation be?”

Are we sure it isn’t CALDER who is the true actor here? :P 

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Fight/Argument Sentence Starters

"Make me"

"Don't tempt me"

"I hate you"

"You are infuriating"

"Just shut up already"

"That doesn't even make sense"

"Bite me"

"Eat me"

"Kiss my ass"

"Just admit i'm right"

"Just admit you're wrong"

"You are being ridiculous"

"That's irrational"

"Listen to me"

"That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Don't yell at me"

"That's it. End of discussion"

"I don't believe you"

"Don't look at me like that"

"What's with that look?"

"Go away"

"Don't talk to me"

"Do you ever shut up?"

"You're such a loud mouth"

"You shouldn't have said that"

"Fuck you"

"Step on a lego"

"Get bent"

"Shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

"It isn't up for debate"

"Don't question my orders"

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it"

"That is the worst idea i've ever heard"

"Who writes your plans, the village idiot?"

"That's mine"

"Give it back"

"Don't touch my stuff"

"That's not yours"

"Just leave already"

"The door is over there"

"I cannot deal with your bullshit right now"

"I have my orders"

"You have your orders"

[vveirdlyheroic]

What if Calder becomes likes Issac’s big bro and tries to protect him from getting hurt ‘cus of his unconditional love for Adrian?

Also, on a lighter note, when I reread vol 2 again I just noticed when we saw Calder’s backstory it said ‘one year ago’ 

So...uh..Calder, what where you doing nakey at the beginning of the comics? :P Is this just a thing you do?

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Oh wait, now I get it :P There are issues I haven’t read yet and I didn’t know ‘cus vol 3 isn’t ready yet opp

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@psychxriot is this the one ur attracted to

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Wait...when did this happen?

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“Hey, don’t be so glum there! I made breakfast! We got your five star fish fillet, fried to golden perfection with a hint of added flavor,” With a flourish, Calder waved over the slightly burned fish, with a few berries lying on top of it, “topped with delicious berries, freshly handpicked from the forest! I’m about 50% sure they aren’t poisonous!”  he declared with a cheeky grin. Well, he would be more sure they weren’t poisonous if they weren’t trapped in some alien world. For all he knew they weren’t even berries, but alien eggs or something. He grimaced slightly. “I...I wouldn’t recommend actually EATING the berries.” 

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