so as soon as I spawned this idea, I knew I had to draw it because camtain slop is my life now. Anyways here's the script if it's too hard to read:
Red: So Purps, how's the job I [fades into Red rambling]
Purple (under breath): Oh fuck me
Red: I mean...if you insist~
Purple: No! Ew, what the hell, Red!
Yellow: I can't believe that idiot is our captain.
Purple: Are you out of your goddamn mind!? I can't believe you! Quit unbuttoning your uniform and never talk to me every again!
Orange: A reminder that we are non sexual beings and cannot reproduce sexually. And MIRA wouldn't appreciate it.