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uh, remade this, so now I’m over here

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Homestuck Quote Meme!

Does this worry you? Is there a part of you left that's able to worry?

And you're drunk.

I am so sorry, you guys. We are actually a lot cooler than this!

Ok, that's pretty fucking big.

I'm not as much of a scumbag as I was so determined to make out with myself to be.

It mostly involves saying "fuck" a lot.

I was probably just going to kill you.

Well, ok, I was pretty sure he meant to stab me.

That could be anyone's sword.

It will destroy him.

I think you threatened to kill me at some point.

That's fake, I made that up to fuck with you.

It's a legendary piece of shit.

Why couldn’t you just man up and talk to me?

Heroes make shit happen.

Why don't you old-fashioned go fuck yourself?

You know how it is with dream logic.

And oh...she also called me "mom"?

"Huh" is right.

Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.

Fuck that guy.

I'm about to throw a bath tub through your wall.

It is like fucking Christmas up in here.

Anyway, guess I'll go back down and burn that book.

I suddenly don't understand anything.

Yeah, this is a really shitty disguise.

It sounds like you are attempting to be the smart ______ this time.

It's so perfect! That is so you!

I am almost certain ______ said that.

That’s an ugly rumor. Whoever told you that is a filthy liar.

Fuck it. They were all named Carlos as far as I'm concerned.

Don’t kill me. Please. I am scared.

Oh my god, I know, you’ve already told me like a million times!!!

____, please. Give me one of your human breaks.

You always did know how to rub salt in the wound.

Looks like ____ is totally nuts. What else is new.

Hahaha, think again, ignoramus.

Your name is so lovely, why can't I say it!

Welcome to the party, motherfuckers.

Oh man, let me drop everything and go there, because I'm in such a huge hurry to take more of your advice!

In case I forgot to say so before... thanks for saving my life!

Why do you work so hard at being awful?

I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

I just won _____ tantrum bingo.

Tell ____ nice try.

Did you try kicking _____?

Oh my flipping Christ.

It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.

Are you sure you don’t have a thing for him? It’s ok, ____. You can admit it.

Thanks for your help, but I don't need your help.

Poor ____ was the only viable romantic target.

____ with a hangover everyone. Slow clap.

I've always wanted to go to a funeral.

Why would someone wear sunglasses while using a computer?

I’m going to talk to my _______.

You have no idea where you’re going.

I am beginning to feel as though I am the only one working on our friendship.

I think I might be an asshole.

Hey, look, we're learning stuff.

I was worried we were on the verge of getting some shit done.

I always knew you liked me.

Get away from me! I have a sword!

I was worried your priorities might have been out of whack, but no, I was dead wrong.

These darn birds are in the way!

Okaaaaaaaay, I don’t really get that.

I don’t actually want to talk to you, so bye.

Don't make me bop you on the head with a wizard.

Maybe I'll crochet myself an iPhone snuggly.

Fuuuuuuuuck!

Guess what! You just lost your poking privileges.

*** Feel free to add your own! ***

kamakirikun:

@vxrruga

he doesn’t move for what feels like an eternity, his heavy blade slipping from his fingers and falling to the sand. the mantis is afraid to speak, should his voice come out no more than a whisper— it’s not possible. it CAN’T be. perhaps it’s a cruel joke, GOD coming to torment him for the atrocities he’s committed in the years he’s spent HUNTING. ❝ …——– tesla? ❞

◤ ! ! ! ◢ — It was the first thing he heard, and the last. His voice- he wouldn’t ever forget it, even in death.

Ever since that day, that wretched day, he had been on his own- hoping he’d one day hear his voice again, the one his body ached for. “Master Nnoitra..?”

Soft footfalls in the sand was the only noise other than the wind moving the sand, he was the first to move closer, he asked not for permission, nor did he avert his gaze, was this truly Tesla before him?

He was back in an instant, kneeling before Nnoitra, eye glued to him like he was seeing for the very first time, then slowly, very carefully he cast his gaze upon his feet, the only place he deserved to look.

#kamakirikun #//the first try was so shitty sorry boo

kamakirikun

when grimmjow gets his arm cut off but u just gotta mind your own business

#;;ooc #;;shitposting

#;;ooc #//binches....... im back #again

@elvaliiente

◤ ! ! ! ◢ — Words weren't something that passed between the two, it was almost like a forbidden thing; taboo. However much hatred Nnoitra had toward her, Tesla had no qualms against Nelliel, in fact, he held a certain amount of respect toward her, even if he’d never admit it. Still, he had places to go, and the walls had eyes. “Excuse me.”

#elvaliiente #//nel!!!#//8))

@regiapardus

◤ ! ! ! ◢ — Caution, caution, caution. No sooner did he see the Sexta, did his muscles tense, his back straighten, and his breathing become focused and shallow. The pantera usually didn’t wander this far into the Quinto’s territory without reason. Even so, he said nothing, only watching, for the predator was here, and he was prey.

#regiapardus #//heyo 8)

@cursxdsoxl

◤ ! ! ! ◢ — Eyes behind bone mask peel open at the scent that assaults his nose, burning his nostrils and making his snout twitch. “Kurosaki Ichigo..” His voice rumbled deep, distaste for the soul reaper clear in his tone. “Do you desire you other leg crushed?”

#cursxdsoxl #//thanks for the like :0

kamakirikun:

❝ i wanna smack you for askin’ me that question. nothin’ i do is wise or appropriate.❞ he’s drawing on the walls in blood again. except THIS TIME he drew aizen as a bird, not a rabbit.

◤ ! ! ! ◢ — There’s no real point in arguing an further. Sighing softly, he spoke. “Shall I find more blood?”

#;;short #//vI DONT U START WITH THOSE PUNS

veilled-deactivated20160315

send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

sufferawiitch-a

itmeanshcpe:

veilled :

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

"Fucking PIG" (Ichi dats not nice)