It Is What It Is

why the fuck am i still on this site

[lakevida]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catchymemes]

[daily-spooky]

She's an icon

[thebean-17]

just going to keep this as inspo for my future funeral.

[cannibalchicken]

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

[ryan-sometimes]

Paramore was right. Hard times

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice 

[genderqueeradrien]

you can replace all your daily tasks with 24 hours of the hyperfixation. But watch out

[zooophagous]

The kink at pride discourse is so dull I miss when we were arguing over if it was homophobic to ship Pennywise with the Babadook

[beggars-opera]

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

[rosecrystal]

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

[malscare]

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

[dobaara]

[tacobelldarkworld]

I got so stoned last night i visualized myself enjoying a huge bowl of mac and cheese so vividly that i forgot to eat dinner bc i thought i already ate

[twilightisgaynow]