The Diary of a Something

bisexual / catholic (but without the guilt) / demi-femme (she/they) / 27 / AuDHD / dumbass

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[kushblazer666]

[sacred-portal]

[soranatus]

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

[cryptotheism]

I've spent enough time with object fuckers to develop opinions. I do think it's gauche when a robot has simulated tits. Its more erotic when they have some functional mechanical component that merely suggests tits.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

USB nipples are not necessary, but still appreciated

[ekjohnston]

I messed up the hot glue a little bit but I'm sure my mistake will eventually be lost to time.

[aurpiment]

“I just feel like I’m not firing on both cylinders lately” — guy who does not imagine himself with a lot of horsepower to begin with

[aurpiment]

the numbers this is doing on chronically ill tumblr are equivalent to having a personal post tagged “harry dubois”

[howls-memeing-castle]

They should invent a Being Alive that’s Free

[orcboxer]

They should enforce a Being Alive that's Free

[grimalditeuthis]

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[yamada-ryo]

'Mid' autumn festival? I find it quite based actually.

[pythice]

based on what?

[yamada-ryo]

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[nevoadecaipora]

HELLO???? CHILSHI CANON????

[cloacatak]

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[rolameny]

le miserable. there's just one of him

[starbberryblue]

[sparrowlucero]

enchanted tea kettle dragons

all of these designs are up on my kofi

[curseworm]

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

[curseworm]

but not all things.