Absolute Jocularity

Amateur writer, government mandated clown. | Writeblr | Ask/Tag game friendly | 21 | They/she | twitter: @vylequinne

[vylequinnewriting]

WIP Masterlist

Here’s a master list to all the other masterlists of all the stuff I’m working on. Organization is fun.

Muse’s Band of Misfits: 

10 people get locked in a prison and forced to undergo magic tests. Horror ensues. 

Making a Killing:

Big company in a dungeonpunk setting that promotes employees who win in fights against each other. MC wants to bring the company down to its knees.

Telvan Tales:

Various short stories to fill up lore on the world and experiment in style, genre, and tone.

Telvan Worldbuilding Masterlist

Masterlist of all my major worldbuilding posts for easy access.

[vladscastle-deactivated20231022]

https://mymodernmet.com/hector-janse-van-rensburg-comforting-cat-comics/

[kim-sala-bim-deactivated2023032]

i need this cat so much

[darkearthsuggestions]

picture me wreathed in ivy, mouth dripping moss, melting into the earth with every jade blink of my honey-soft eyes. see me as I should be, not as I am.

[lovecore-ashe]

i wish all our trans women a happy international women's day

[moonclairvoyant]

What's the main ingredient for guacamole?

[ribbonstein]

characters that have sharp teeth and theres not really any explicable reason for it they’re just there:  👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

[ashstfu]

january 2022 keeps testing me like im mentally stable or something

[husband]

[swagpaws]

actually fashion rules are fake and u can wear any combo of styles and colors and patterns u want <3 hope this helps

[swagpaws]

ur clothes dont have to be "flattering" they dont have to be "stylish" they dont have to "match" u can literally wear whatever and its okay as long as u are having fun <3 <3

[mango-season]

do you ever think oh actually i am never going to stop being eleven years old and lonely

[manforsale]

Fuck the whole “who’s gonna die this year” who’s death are you MANIFESTING. I’ll go first. JK Rowling

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a very gay 2022

[thesesummersonspoet]

HOW TO BEFRIEND A WRITER:

ask us about our OCs

draw our OCs 

come on man we just really love our OCs

buy us snacks 

don’t interrupt when we’re writing

unless you have food

then it’s okay

[vylequinnewriting]

good krohmble

[dead-james-potter-deactivated20]

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

[melon-official]

i hope everyone with acne, eczema, vitiligo, psoriasis, dermatitis, and skin conditions have a good day today

[melon-official]

[melon-official]

thanks guys while im here PLEASE put an acne option on your picrews

[etacarinea]

Keratois pilaris gang were u at?