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that young Palestinian woman who challenged Chelsea Clinton, in a very calm tone and the hoards of liberals all perceiving it as a brown woman verbally assaulting a pregnant Chelsea Clinton, and Donald Trump Jr and other conservatives coming out to defend Chelsea after she was horribly victimized by words.. is liberalism all summed up in one event.

unclefather

what it feels like to go to the bathroom right when you wake up

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It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so:

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.

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JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

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just in case guys

soycaptainandtheworldoftomorrow

it could happen to anyone

cosmic-noir

WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT

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Whatever you did obviously worked

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pause

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demegoddess

I’ve been waiting all year for this vine

candiikismet

Yessssss

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it’s that time of the year

gmorningsunshine

The only good thing about cold weather

settlethewhoreids

What’s they IG? I need more of these

igglooaustralia

gifsthatmakesyoulaugh

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This saw senses when it hits flesh.

I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog

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Why is this not a standard safety feature in delis????????????

heronemau5

Because this thing is super expensive. What is actually happening is a block of aluminum linked to the sensor is rammed into the blade at high velocity to stop it, then it is dropped below the table surface. The entire mechanism that makes this possible has to be replaced everytime it goes off and it costs hundreds of dollars for the mechanism alone. Also it would be difficult to make it work in a deli considering the way a deli slicer works compared to a table saw

all-aboard-the-bane-train

Also, and I can’t underscore this enough, deli slicers are made to slice flesh…

ruinedchildhood

Barack Obama thanks Joe Biden during his Farewell Address on January 10, 2017

catchymemes

Animal Reviews!

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This is amazing.

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Before Frank; Amy Winehouse by Photographer Charles Moriarty.

igglooaustralia

candiikismet

Welp.

revolutionarykoolaid

How NOT to Run a Business

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

I’ve seen that post about the white kid egging the Senator like five times now but nothing about vivafalastin, the young Muslim woman on Twitter who confronted Chelsea Clinton for speaking over Muslims and has been getting death threats for the last 24 hours now.

Go follow her and support Muslim voices instead of white voices.

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That white kid was released from jail without charges, btw.

But Viva Falastin, who is Muslim and has a right to speak as a Muslim woman (and has the right to be angry when white people talk over her), is watching her life get destroyed.

The absolute definition of white privilege.