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elianzis

chaotic trio

nuria-keller-arts

More Hermes because this unhinged guy is somehow curing my burnout

thebat-musicman

Odysseus: *lying, traveling, stealing, etc*

Hermes, the god of all those things: YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

kirstenly

As anyone who follows me knows... im a slut for turning fandom "Incorrect quotes" into comics. Have some EPIC.

Script is courtesy of SpraklyFrogs on Reddit.

dorothywonderland

♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬

saturnsconstellation

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

spineless-lobster

“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED” has been in my head for the past few days so have this

nanash1s4n

🍎🌈

anitoonzforever

I love how cute he is 🥰💛

spooky-pop

Goodnight, Circus

ikimaru

they hug but at what cost :')

etirabys

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she'll bring you joy

mentalwires

It's from the "Maxims of Ptahhotep", purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

etirabys

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

fatsexybitch

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

assortedinsanities

Other sites also have the "Does anyone have this image?" posts, but only on tumblr you'll find "Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?" posts.