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puttting macking cheese in the michael wave

your next love with arrive with still air, dark autumn skies, and rotting leaves

please make sure that wherever you’re at in life, you don’t treat it like a transitory period. don’t waste your college years wishing to already be graduated & have a job. don’t waste your single years wishing for someone to be in love with. if/when those things come, they will come in due time and they will be good. but there is nothing like looking back and feeling empty because you wasted literal years ignoring what you had because you were hoping for something better. while it’s important to better yourself and reach for your goals, don’t neglect the present because that’s where you are now and it’s your now that determines your future.

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go away tate youre all i want YOURE ALL I HAVE GO AWWWAYYY

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evilspice

go away Tate!! 🙅🏾✋🏾YOU’RE ALL I WANT 😭 😖YOU’RE ALL I HAAAAAAVE 😫 💔❗️ GO AWAY!!! 😩😤AAAAAAAA💀🌪‼️

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Light, when he’s cornered by Near at the end of Death Note:

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Some of my favorite boy things™

When they stretch their arms up and their shirt raises so you can see a bit of their tummy When you can see their binders under their tank top/shirt/hoodie/whatever Face stubble Side burns When they have long hair they must tie up in order to keep it out of their face while theyre doing something Boys with long hair in general When you can see their boxers from under their shorts When theyre so smol they must stand on their tip toes to kiss you When theyre so tol they have to bend hella down to kiss you Long eyelashes When they have squishy tummies, thighs, arms, etc. The smell of their cologne When you’re cold so they give you their hoodie/jacket and you get to steal it Their messy, soft hair Their *insert amount of time* on T update When they roll up their sleeves How happy and calm they get when you pet their hair Their soft moans when you make out with them or do other things to them When they run their fingers through your hair as they kiss you The dark circles under their eyes Their freckles Their grayish blue eyes When they’re the big spoon The way you can backpack (be the big spoon even if you’re smaller) them When their chests are soft and you can use them as a pillow When they actually know how to fuckin kiss When they’re really loud and rough sounding most of the time but when talking to you alone have a really soft and calming voice Their deep voices Their high pitched voices Their voices When as soon as you ask them to stop touching/hitting on you for any reason at all they step off How warm they are How cold they are How handsome they are How cute they are How gorgeous they are How they are I just Love boys So much

(Also yes of course this goes for trans boys, nonbinary boys, cis boys, all boys. If you are any type of boy I love you and this goes for you)

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*banging pots and pans* BOY IS NOT A BAD WORD

If you’re trans and you identify in whole or part as a boy, good for you!!! You’re not contributing to the infantilization of trans men by being yourself. Boys can be soft and sensitive, and they can also be incredibly strong and creative and awesome in ways too numerous to list!

The word “boy” carries a different connotation from the word “man,” and that’s okay! Just use whichever word makes you feel most comfortable. Personally, being a boy to me means that I retain my ties to softness and childhood and I find that liberating. Other guys get euphoric when they’re referred to as men. Everybody’s different and both of these things are totally okay!

listeningboy

L: If an assassin killed you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the earth.

Light: On your word, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Matsuda: You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?

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my favorite thing about video game culture is that nintendo is an absolutely unbeatable titan in the industry just because they make their games Fun

i-am-a-fish

Hey you bastard!

*starts cartwheeling towards you*

wellnothello

Hahahahahahah. What a huge Mistake you’ve made. Little do you know, as a child I was subjected to gargantuan barrels of fish being thrown at me by my stern mother. Every time I ate, actually. Being as slow as a below average human, I was never able to dodge. I am a prideful guy. I would not be subjected to this any longer. As the years went by, I trained myself in the art of jaw-opening. I’ve won several contests, including ones against snakes. I’ve eaten frogs, tires, shelves, small children, those spinny seats at the playground. All easy. My Mother Was No Different. Neither Are You. As your small, advanced-for-a-fish brain quickly figures out how another object tumbling toward me migh meet it’s fate, I will be ready, jaw down to my knees, eyes bulging, mouth watering, arms outstretched, waiting, waiting, for the fresh, unsalted, greatly welcomed taste of my newest victum.

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uh hey buddy I was supposed to be the weird guy in this post

lesbianshepard

me, watching a movie: come on. CLEARLY the ancient and ominous black tomb is cursed. what the fuck are you guys doing???

me, reading about a giant, mysterious, and ancient black granite sarcophagus found in Egypt and chanting: OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT! OP-EN IT!

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В России давно жил некий человек Он был большим и сильным, в его глазах пылало сияние Большинство людей смотрели на него с ужасом и страхом Но московским цыплятам он был такой милой дорогой Он мог проповедовать Библию, как проповедник Полный экстаза и огня Но он также был учителем Женщины хотели бы Ра Распутин Любовник русской королевы Был кот, которого действительно не было Ра Распутин Самая большая машина любви в России Было стыдно, как он продолжал