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Roach: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Soap: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

König: Those are Pokemon cards.

Soap: You got a magikarp.

König: ...

Soap: It means 'fuck you'.

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Ghost: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Horangi, turning to König: How tall are you?

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König: The wee-woo thingy?

Horangi: THE FIRE ALARM!?

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König, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?

Horangi: *half asleep* König, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

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Horangi: That was a joke. Say ha.

König: Ha.

Horangi: Now do it again.

König: Ha.

Horangi: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Soap, texting Ghost: Text me when you’re home safely.

Ghost: I’m home dangerously.

Soap: Stop it.

Ghost: I’m home lethally.

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Soap: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Ghost: I had a lizard that I burnt.

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Shadow: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Graves: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Shadow: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Shadow: Dipshit.

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Ghost: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Soap: Two bros!

Soap: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Soap: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Roach*

Roach: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Roach: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Roach: *writing a letter*

Roach: Dear Santa,

I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...

And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Ghost: Hey, Price, have you thought about having children?

Price: ...

Price: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Ghost: But we're not childr-