I Hate Pants So I Wear Skirts

[appendingfic]

Ishmael: Depressed? Contemplating suicide or a homicidal rampage?

Ishmael: have you instead considered

Ishmael: THE SEA?

[tissisissi]

Okay, now that Dracula Daily has reached it’s end I can finally scream about something that has bothered me for so long:

Why is it always Van Helsing or his descendant in vampire media that’s portrayed as the cool vampire slayer when the Harkers are right there! Yes, Van Helsing is amazing and important but he’s not the one wielding a knife and throwing entire coffins around or using a psychic link to gps locate Drac! Not to mention the fact that Jonathan obviously has something supernatural about him by the end of the story, so it could easily be that Mina is the same way. Which means that they could make for a really fantastic and creepy vampire hunter family! A descendant of Van Helsing? A super academic. A descendant of the Harkers? A vampire hater with possible mysterious vampire powers. It would work so much better!!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[wackyvorlon]

Definitely ocean view.

[clonerightsagenda]

Big fan of the theory that Jonathan was also developing vampiric attributes but since Mina was ‘cured’ after Dracula’s death I propose Jonathan conks out for like 36 hours immediately after the finale and the next time he tries to lift a heavy suitcase he hyperextends something.

[filthyprotozoan]

what if everything is intentional. what if dancing with your friends matters as much as picking up groceries. what if you put color in your hair and a stranger feels seen. what if someone makes soup for you. what if tears are sacred. what if it’s all love.

[filthyprotozoan]

“is this toxic positivity” LOL fellas is it toxic positivity to find beauty in the little things? like jesus fucking christ relax i am literally not telling you to find happiness in every single thing im just saying theres some love in the world. “toxic positivity” i say this so genuinely go outside.

[wackyvorlon]

Sometimes I like making alien faces out of Lego dots.

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[mctreeleth]

And at this point, I know fandom history that never actually happened.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @yonlionz

helllllll yesssss

text: Reality needs system maintenance and baby I’m a SysAdmin

[wackyvorlon]

Aren’t reality sysadmins just physicists?

[caramiaaddio]

Visit Original Link

all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

[caramiaaddio]

okay well people have asked so uh. I put it on spotify? dunno when itll show up but its there and also heres the sheet music???

[comfortfrogblog]

so much hope can fit inside one little person

[comfortfrogblog]

congratulations you’ve just won the rights to this post

[krakenartificer]

Now that would be a feature that could make this site even more chaotic

[porcupine-girl]

When y’all talk about the horrors being unending, you’re referring to the eternal cycle of meal planning/grocery shopping/cooking/dishes, right?

[cryoverkiltmilk]

the kitchyphean torments, yes

[wackyvorlon]

Big goof.

[wackyvorlon]

He’s such a goofy cat.

[ozwyz]

In other news I made a lego pinball machine. The “dots” series made a lot of the intricate designs possible. The things I do with adult money. @lego #lego #legodots #legofan #mosaic #legoart #colorful https://instagr.am/p/CS4ckGzjsVB/

[allenafol]

Fiddly job of the day, sorting out my Dots!

These corner tiles are getting out of hand!

#sorting #lego #legodots #afol #allenafol #legopic #legophotography #legoart #legolove #legolife #legostagram #instalego (at Compstall) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKD353IJQ8e/?igshid=bzy67rl4dt0c

[wackyvorlon]

You know, I tried sorting mine. Divided them up by colour. It completely killed my creativity. For some weird reason I need them all jumbled up together in a chaotic mess in order to come up with stuff.

[thedream48]

Patterns. #inspirationsaday #lego #legodots #colour (at Saint Kilda, New Zealand) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAtqwLP1HH/?utm_medium=tumblr

[wackyvorlon]

Really like this pattern.

[sovietpostcards]

Shout out to everyone who's just discovered Goncharov and dived into Russian culture. Welcome! We have pirogi and patronymics.

[wackyvorlon]

How about mud? Is there mud?