#1 Jack Hammer Fan

| Scott | 25 | Queer | Marvel sideblog to be less obnoxious on my main and also yap about all my aus.

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Welcome to the Autism Hub

(This whole thing is a big WIP)

+Page Favs/Main Cast+

• Wade Wilson • Jack Hammer • Matt Murdock • Foggy Nelson • Kurt Wagner • Remy Lebeau • Anne Marie • Peter Parker • Ellie Camacho • Logan Howlette • Bob Agent of Hydra

+Weird Rare Pairs You'll See A lot Of+ (I ship a lotta popular stuff too don't worry.)

• Wade/Kurt • Wade/Jack • Wade/Kurt/Jack • Wade/Gambit • Jack/Peter • Matt/Kurt • Jack/Foggy

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+AUs+

• It Takes Dying | #ittakesdying

(My main project and not an au as much as a fixit fic for the fuckery the comics have done to my main guy Weasel/Jack. The only thing currently being written into a fic)

Primary Pairings: Jack/Therapy, Jack/Peter (maybe)

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• Xavier's University of Higher Learning | #xmencollegeau

Primary Pairings: Wade/Kurt, Kurt/Logan, Remy/Rogue, Jack/Wade, Jack/Wade/Kurt,

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• FaeWilds | #xmendndau

Primary Pairings: Matt/Kurt, Wade/Kurt

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• Vault Dweller | #marvelfalloutau

Primary Pairings: Wade/Kurt, Matt/Kurt, Tony/Peter, Wade/Peter

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• Among Wolves | #amongwolvesau

Primary Pairings: Jack/Peter, Tony/Peter

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• Dollface | #xmenandroidau

Primary Pairings: Jack/Kurt, Jack/Wade, Kurt/Wade

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• The Old X | #xmenwildwestau

Primary Pairings: Wade/Kurt, Kurt/Logan

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(Most of these au's are made in tandem with my boyfriend)

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My Canon

(Basically stuff that is true to me about the characters and you can expect to see repeating themes of.)

-Wade Wilson's image of himself is shaped entirely on the opinion of those around him

-Ellie is often pawned off on Weasel and Bob for free childcare

-Weasel and Peter went to school together (this is actually canon, read #11 of Deadpool 97' run) and Weasel's really jealous of Peter.

-Wade Wilson's biggest enemy is himself and he's always teetering on being the narrative's villain

-Tony Stark is not a good guy and usually the antagonist (I'll go into this in more detail later)

-Logan Howlett is intersex and a man

-Anne Marie, Emma Frost, Wanda Maximoff, Felicia Hardy, Kurt Wagner, and Jubilee are all flavors of trans ((Matthew Murdock sometimes is, depends on the universe))

-When in doubt almost everyone's queer in some way or another unless it's funnier for them not to be

-Peter Parker is Jewish (as is Jack/Weasel canonically)

-Spideypool and Charles/Erik is canon but in a divorced kind of way

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That's all I got for now. This is my party, cry if you want to, just don't be annoying.

I am far too old and tired to care about shipping discourse and I will block you if you're aggravating or a bigot.

If you love Jack Hammer we are legally obligated to make out.

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scott and matt doing the spiderman point pose request LOL

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Ellie Camacho and her many many uncles (this isn't even all of them)

Anyhow welcome to my beautiful world where Wade Wilson is dating Kurt Wagner, Peter Parker is his messy ex, and his henchman Weasel (Ellie's godfather) regularly shoves babysitting duties on his friend Foggy so Matt also ends up babysitting. (The uniting factor is they all love her)

Anyhow please excuse my bad child anatomy I just love her

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I'm so glad that for the most part all of the spideypool fandom has moved away from young Peter and middle aged Wade not because this is morally better but because I'm enjoying all this weird 30 something disaster boyfriends content I'm getting.

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Just thinking abt how when Wade started patrolling with Peter he definitely changed up his arsenal.

He still has his katanas but the sheath has a button release, so they essentially act as oversized billy sticks. Blades used when necessary. Guns now hold rubber bullets. Real bullets are still kept in a pouch, only used when necessary. He’s also got little things tucked away like a stun gun and sleep gas, but, Wade is such a badass he really doesn’t need anything other than his two fists to take someone down. The sleep gas is really just for when they really need to take out a huge crowd with little effort. The stun gun is also when he isn’t feeling too up for a fight, simply can’t be bothered.

Now now, the weapons to accommodate Peter’s moral code? Very appreciated, very admirable. Peter’s heart definitely skipped a beat to that. BUT. The real kicker is the non-weapon things he started keeping.

Lots of medical supplies like gauze, numbing cream, needle/suture thread, and extreme pain killers for a certain someone who can’t heal as fast as him. Extra web cartridges in a pinch, ear plugs when spider sense gets kicked into overdrive taking too long to wind down, one of those cute tiny water bottles, and an extra spidey mask just in case.

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Wittle sketch dump for y'all as I try to get their character designs down. I have a sideblog for my marvel text posts but unfortunately yAll do still have to tolerate my art here.

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XAVIER UNIVERSITY OF HIGHER LEARNING AU

Otherwise simply called: The College Au

This world follows similar rules to X-Men Evolution in that everyone I want to be a teacher and far older adult is and everyone I want to be a student is. It's a kinda vibe check.

World Concept: Moira manages to convince Charles that child soldiers would in fact be messed up and so rather than form the X-Men, Charles uses his old money wealth to open a college with a focus on giving generous scholarships to mutants to help them get a leg up in a world that will rarely be fair to them. He and Magneto are allied in this as Erik does see it as a way to maintain mutant safety and form a bit of a haven. While students are still required to take classes to learn control over their abilities, this is far less of a focus. Non mutants do attend the school but to a far lesser degree and usually have to pay full price. Student housing is on site and lodgings vary between typical dorm rooms, whole apartments, and frat houses. Despite living only a little off-site himself, Charles still requires his adopted sons Scott and Logan to stay at the dorms during the school year. All faculty either live onsite during the school year or nearby (though some teleport in as their commute). The school has a very strict anti violence policy and depending on the severity of your actions it can result in full expulsion from the university. (Certain mutant students however, who are deemed "psychologically unreliable", are exempt from this and are closely monitored/required to have frequent psychiatric check ins). Depending on the extent of the mutant's powers, they may be required to wear dampeners during classes to prevent cheating or harassment of other students (something Magneto heavily disagrees with) with some students who are consistently afraid of themselves choosing to wear it full time (ie: Anna Marie).

Main Faculty consists of: Charles, Erik, Raven, Moira, Forge, Hank, Nathan, Sage, and others im sure I'm forgetting.

Main Au Plotline: Mystique has recently gotten in touch with Kurt after years of searching for him and has taken him in to live with her in England after he is accused of "murdering" his adopted brother in Germany. He's given a full ride to the university but still finds himself to be an outcast to all accept Charles's oldest adopted son Logan who he spends most of his summer leading into the school year with. Unfortunately, Logan regularly disappears and is far more focused on Scott's girlfriend Jean and after Warren starts spreading rumors about Kurt being a murderer, Kurt finds himself feeling very much alone. Until Wade Wilson falls about forty feet in front of him trying to climb through a window.

Wade Wilson is one of those "special case" scholarships, meaning after the professor helped rescue him from a shitty military juvie where they were running experiments on him, good ol Chuck felt too bad to release him back into the real world. Besides, if he lives on campus it means they get full access to experim-sorry-"research" what was being done to him and how a 20 year old suddenly presented with mutant abilities he never had before. Outcast to most, save for his roommate Jack and the brotherhood, Wade is an extremely lonely socially awkward guy whose world shatters when his short-lived girlfriend Siryn breaks up with him for being too clingy and self destructive. He and Kurt's paths cross when he falls and mangles himself in front of him in a poorly executed attempt at breaking into the art department to try and seduce Siryn's dad, the drama head, in a half-baked plan to get back at her. (It wasn't a well thought out plan but it was made in the heat of passion and his.)

The two become friends and Kurt is brought into Wade's odd world of misfits and delinquency all the while becoming more and more suspicious of their future histories professor Nathaniel Summers (no relation to Scott Summers don't look into it) and his odd fixation on Wade.

Some art I've made for this au below (I want to do more because this one has a lot of room for fun and sillies

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Daredevil (2014) #11

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