steve harrington is a really good fake crier. like scarily good. he learned as a kid that if he makes his eyes shine and lets one tear fall, adults panic and give him what he wants. he still uses it as a grown man to get out of trouble and to bully eddie into doing things for him.
eddie spends weeks thinking he made steve cry that one time he snapped at him and feels sick about it. then one day he watches steve turn the shiny eyes + single tear on some random authority figure to get out of trouble and realizes itās a BIT. meanwhile steveās over there like š and eddie is reevaluating his entire life and relationship choices.
eddie: ādude, Iām not mad, I just said you were being annoying.ā
steve, eyes going glassy immediately: āno, itās fine, I get it.ā
eddie: āwait, hey, I didnātā are you seriously crying?ā
steve, one single tear: ājust⦠give me a second.ā
Eddie, guilt ridden, thinks about this for weeks.
cop: āyou were going fifteen over, son.ā
steve, same exact shiny eyes + lone tear: āIām so sorry, officer, itās just been a really hard weekāā
eddie watching from the passenger seat, connecting the dots in real time: āā¦ā
cop: āIāll let you off with a warning.ā
eddie, as they drive away: you manipulative little theater kid, I cannot believe I FELL FOR THAT.
eddie: āno. uh-uh. do it again.ā
steve: ādo what again?ā
eddie: āthe thing. the eyes. I watched you with your little Bambi routine, Harrington. Youāre not slick.ā
steve: āitās not a routine, Iām just sensitiveš„ŗā
eddie: āyou turned them on like a faucet.ā
steve, already dialing up the shine: āeddie, that really hurts my feelingsāā
eddie: āSEE? THERE IT IS. YOU HEAR YOURSELF??ā š