Merc with a mouth

Deadpool || Wade Wilson / nsfw / 18+ As a certain baby boy said: I am a pancake because I am sweet, everyone loves me and when you take a bite, you can’t just have one. M!A: My skin is as smooth as silk!!!

[wadexai-blog]

// sorry I haven't been on ive been crazy mad job searching and that take priority D: I will try to be back soon again sorry..

[rpmememakers-blog]

Today is Anon day! Send me some anon asks!

[zombievonmorgen]

[stardustveiins-archive-blog]

Rp problems:

-Not wanting to do drafts -Wanting to continue threads

-Not wanting to do drafts -Feeling like your rp partners have forgotten you -Realizing they haven’t, they just have nothing to reply to

-Not wanting to do drafts -Being utterly bored on Tumblr

-Not wanting to do drafts

[herochan]

Deadpool… Have A Heart

Created by Marco D’Alfonso || Tumblr

[elirya]

“I just want to get to know the real you, not the 2D sex object peddled by Hollywood.”

[thatonegrahamkid-deactivated202]

[itstimetosmilee]

[saintcelestine]

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

[wadexai-blog]

▲ ϟ ♪ ❤ ∞ ❖

Send me a ‘▲’ if I’ve ever made you smile.

Send me a ‘ϟ’ if I’ve ever made you laugh.

Send me a ‘♪’ if you trust me/would trust me.

Send me a ‘❤’ if you like my blog.

Send me a ‘∞’ if my blog is one of your favourites.

Send me a ‘❖’ if you think I’m nice.

“You can’t see it..but I’m blushing!”

[wadexai-blog]

▲

Send me a ‘▲’ if I’ve ever made you smile.

“Really? I usually just make people cringe. But, glad I could get ya smiling!”

[wadexai-blog]

(Still absorbed in video games @.@ add me to psn if you wanna nerd out with me GenocideAsriel)

[sarahconnorjr]

Deadpool's daughter: Ellie

We meet the mother of Ellie in a flashback issue which takes place in the 70s. Carmelita is introduced as a young woman who’s father’s death Deadpool, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist avenge under the request of her mother

Carmelita falls in love with Deadpool at first sight

And then they make a baby

But Carmelita rejects Deadpool when she sees his face

Later he recalls her despite having his memories damaged by tampering from Weapon X

Later Deadpool is shown to be under complete mind control of Butler when he first meets his daughter which is why he can’t recall her conception or her mother

After seeing Butler secretly drawing a blood sample from the child (we later find out Ellie is a mutant but we have yet to find out what her powers will/might be) Deadpool scares Carmelita off

Years later, after Deadpool recalls these memories and tries to track down his child and her mother we find that Carmelita has died in a North Korean camp where Butler was keeping her.

Deadpool’s good friend at S.H.I.E.L.D., Agent Preston goes on a personal mission to find Ellie and does so in the suburbs being raised by Joshua, the brother of Butler, the man who tortured Deadpool for all those years, who claimed to have rescued her from an abusive adoptive home

Agent Preston adopted Ellie to raise with her son Terry so she could grow up in a steady and healthy home

 while Deadpool bought the house across the street to be with her as much as possible but still letting her have a normal home life

Ellie is not a typical little girl, taking after her father a lot

[omgreblog-blog]

See what your followers think of you.

[joiesus-archive-blog]

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

[wadexai-blog]

[So im sucked into the gaming world… if you got a psn add me maybe? I want more psn buds. PSN is GenocideAsriel ]

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[bisexualwario]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

Eliminate tumblr.

[theapplebane-deactivated2016071]

pls kill tumblr

[some-online-spiral]

has no one mentioned the time when someone tried to defend mayonnaise as a gender?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

The people that argued the inside of a red, meaty fruit should be tagged gore because vaguely looked like a bloody wound if you squinted at it.

[official-albert-wesker-deactiva]

You mean this post Slagar?

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

That’s the one.

[thecaroliner]

What about the one from the newspaper article about the psychic woman who had the entire Bible memorized and could predict the future or whatever

[motion-of-the-0cean]

ANON OR NOT

[thereal0bang-deactivated2019020]

Send me a ‘▲’ if I’ve ever made you smile.

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Send me a ‘♪’ if you trust me/would trust me.

Send me a ‘✈’ if you want to be friends.

Send me a ‘❤’ if you like my blog.

Send me a ‘∞’ if my blog is one of your favourites.

Send me a ‘❖’ if you think I’m nice.

Send me a ‘✖’ if you hate me/my blog.

Send me a ‘♚’ if you wish we spoke.