Zoe

Hey! Don’t know what to put here. Blog with no real theme besides whatever pops in my mind. She/They

[fuzzyminte]

Lorelai if she didn’t chicken out in chapter 9

[nightingale101]

I was just re-listening At the Mountains of Dadness.

and it just occurred to me in universe this would be a hell of an unsolved mystery that would be features on like every true crime podcast ever.

like first, a famous actor goes missing, which in itself would be a hell of a popular unsolved mystery.

But add to that you have a Line producer from the same studio also go missing at the same time. and not to mention the somewhat bizarre phone calls and telegrams sent to his girlfriend, where he keeps delaying when he'll be home, (Starts off with he'll be home for dinner, then changes to home for breakfast, then home in 3 days, then home in 6 days) . makes it seem suspicious, almost like someone was making him make these calls...

and on top of that you have Sally aka Hildy, who on looking into the case, it would be found out that she used a fake identity to gain employment at the studio shortly before the disappearances. and when found that she was a reporter, it would be discovered, that she requested $50, and a gun to be left at a train station for her.

and then there would be Stud. who doesn't have a real connection to the others. and i feel like people would be split on whether he was another victim in what ever happened, or if he was in on whatever happened.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

[ofdarklands]

[averyterrible]

[ignivv]

So like... i went a little overboard.. but oh well! It's a living!

Can u guys tell that i gave up on hands🔪

Maybe ill polish it some more later...

Daddy brainriot is real

I love all of them!

Yes, most of them got the gray hair treatment... I couldn't help myself.

It was very fun coming up with these designs! Not gonna lie there's a lot of already established traits in daddies community that inspired me. I hope you'll like my interpretations!

[rumalas]

Alastor did the gay hand so much already, I have trouble believing that nobody realized yet.

[secondstar-acorn]

Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?

First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????

Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???

And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????

It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking

Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!

So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.

It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!

And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???

I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts

[soft-lovely]

people

[ruimtetijd]

Immortals are getting bolder

[enki2]

[vintage-ukraine]

The Night before the Exam by Leonid Pasternak, 1895

[alex51324]

I like how recognizable this 19th century cram session is. Especially the guy who’s just sitting there with a book, staring into the middle distance and smoking. You’d be better off getting some sleep, at this point, my dude!

[dishwasherfish]

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

[phaeton-flier]

It's a horse girl movie but they both think the other is the horse

[sirobvious]

I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding. 

People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.

[buckskinblues]

I also hate the “I can just substitute human blood with animal blood” like the whole idea of vampirism sort of hinges on the fact the only thing you can feed off of are humans.

[sirobvious]

YOU get it

[sirobvious]

Once you start having vampires subsist on animals, well, like, so do humans. In fact the average human probably eats more animals per year than most of the animal-blood-drinking vampires I’ve seen depicted.

That’s not a vampire, all you’ve written is an immortal superhuman who subsists on…food, even if it’s a bit undercooked. That’s a fucking elf.

[sirobvious]

Some of y’all’s ideas of other options for “ethical” vampires is insane.

“Ethical vampires should feed on criminals.” So it is ethical for a person to get death penalty without trial and/or to be literally consumed by other citizens as punishment for a crime? That’s the prison-industrial complex.

[drinkbreak]

Ok so I have thought about this extensively. I have come up with a solution to the ethical vampire dilemma that covers pretty much all the bases.

How do you get blood from a human source consensually, without attracting negative attention?

Trendy high end spa.

Advertise a revitalizing blood detox facial. Spas are always doing these kinds of wacky treatments. It’s gimmicky and attention grabbing enough to draw in the upper class. Vampire gets daily blood, and the “victims” pay large amounts of money to give it to them. Spa is highly praised for its luxurious and unique services and draws in more customers

I am certain this would work

[porcelain-dollbones]

“i have come up with an ethical solution: a healthcare scam that steals people’s blood”

[trans-asian-daddy]

the only way for vampires to get human blood ethically is CONSENSUAL GAY SEX BABY!!!!!!!!

[sirobvious]

Great story ideas, terrible ethics. "Don't worry guys, there's this type of person called a 'bad person', and if we just kill enough of the

[trans-asian-daddy]

U right, let me rephrase that.

The only way for vampires to get human blood is TOXIC FUCKED UP GAY SEX BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duckdotcom]

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

[ancient-debris]

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

[frightfullytreeish]

[solarchaotica]

[static-mutt-left-deactivated202]

You're evil and you know it

[communismlives]

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

[wisp-the-specter]

i had a vision

[acoldghostlypresence]

Read Homeward by Just_Char

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[diluculums]

having a notoriously terrible memory mostly sucks but at least it gives every single video or movie i see infinite rewatchability 

[darksilvania]

Fossil YAMASK (Ghost/Rock) & Fossil DWEBBLE (Dragon/Rock)

This two pokemon has made their home in a vast ravine rich in fossils, the constant interaction with the fossilized remains eventually caused some changes in their physical appearence as well as behaviour.

Fossil YAMASK carries the fossilized claw of an ancient raptor like predator.By doing so this pokemon has been able to channel this predators spirit from the afterlife. Thanks to his the pokemon has started to look more like such creature, featuing feather like spikes and claw like fingers. It brandishes the Claw as a weapon and uses it to fight.

Fossil DWEBBLE has made its rocky shell using a piece of bedrock that contains the skull of an ancient ceratopsid. Somehow having such remains constantly on them has affected them on a genetic level, making them tougher and more aggresive, choosing to fight head on instead of hiding inside their shells.

This pokemon evolve by leveling up inside of the ravine into DEINORYGUS (Ghost/Rock) & STYRACRUST (Dragon/Rock)

DEINORYGUS (from Deinonychus) now posseses the fossilized remains of the original predator from wich the original claw came, still embeded in stone. Despite its looks it can move with incredible speed, and having freed the fossil's sickle like claws from the rock, it uses them to slice its opponets with ferocity.

STYRACRUST (from Styracosaurus) now carries a fully developed ceratopsian skull on top of its rocky shell. Its body now has changed to become as tough as the skull with sets of armored horns that can be used for both defense and attack. It uses the large horns of the skull to fend of predators as well as compete with other members of its species for territory.

[science-whore]

pokémon evolution chains we need