Welcome to the Waffie House

I may be cringe but I am free

[sirenthestone]

There he go

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[hotcrossedfangs]

[shounenchild]

my favorite part of this whole thing tbh

[fenkko]

klee and razor哥哥

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[trashcangimmick]

[buggachat]

a part of me almost hopes that miraculous NEVER explains lila's behavior. yes she has 20 moms. yes she wrote a love letter to max. yes she went to china. why did she do these things? its not for us to know. its not our business. i am simply here to witness her journeys, not to understand them

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[turntaxesgayer]

Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[starridge]

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

[starridge]

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

[starridge]

the people have asked to see the scoundrel and who am i to deny you

mr renfield, ladies and gentlemen

[majomeowjo]

your thang looked easy to draw. he wasn't

[everythings-a-feather]

I got hit by the most intense mental image upon seeing this post

Ok bye

[errantsquam]

playing with colors

[kyosplosion]

stupid lil blorbo gets eeby deebied

also known as: imagine if he had his edgy training arc in hisui instead of bba he'd be simultaneously better and worse off methinks

[peachcott]

onwards, little ducklings 🐤

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house