Paultin: I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.
Paultin: You can kill me off but then everyone will stop watching
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@waffle-crew-quotes
Paultin: I don't think any of you understand how important I am to the plot.
Paultin: You can kill me off but then everyone will stop watching
I'm willing to bet 10 bucks that Chris Perkins made Paultin's hair turn dark with the Ring of Winter so Nate didn't have to either bleach and dye his beautiful hair or wear a wig for live events.
Either that or he decided Paultin = Nate and vice versa at that point and saw no reason to differentiate appearances.
Diath concerning Paultin: Do you ever have someone you just want to shake and throw at a wall? And possibly drown?
Strix: Put him in a jar with airholes because you don't want him in the dead book, and then shake him around.
(Credit to @scholarlypidgeot)
Paultin: Oooh, don't eat that apple.
Strix: Listen here, cutter, Eve already ate the apple and I'm getting my period next week. I'm screwed anyway.
Paultin: …
Paultin: I can't even…nevermind.
it’s so discouraging for content creators to make edits/gifs/graphics or whatever, actually take time of your day and the energy that requires making an edit and post it in this hellhole of a site and get 600 notes and 589 are likes and 11 reblogs it’s so incredible discouraging, seriously, you have no idea. if you like the content of a blog, show your support and reblog it, it’s not that hard.
Strix: I know magic!
Strix:Beat cheeks!
Evelyn: 🎵Distraction fooooorce🎵
Paultin: *single castanet clap*
Anyone: *rolls a Nat 1*
Diath: WELCOME TO THE WAFFLE CREW!
Chris Perkins: Crying is a free action
Paultin: Accidentally indulged in too much 'me time', turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Paultin: I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I'm shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
Paultin: Sometimes you gotta speedrun every single stage of grief within 25 minutes and then just lock back in.
Paultin: Having a physical form is so distressing, how do I unsubscribe?
Strix: You won't like the answer.
Paultin: This is such an ominous response but my curiosity has been piqued. I need to know.
Evelyn: Some days I'm like "I haven't eaten in 19 hours and I'm feeling fine."
Evelyn: And then some days I'm like "I am on my ninth muffin and only the power of Lathander can stop me."
Paultin: 'You wouldn't pirate a-' I would steal anything from any company. Anything in the world. I don't even want it, I just hate you.
Strix: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
Paultin: What did you mean?
Strix: You just seem nicer than usual.
Pailtin: I'll punch you in the face if you want.