Incorrect Quotes

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Sam, handing a cup to Gabriel: Here's your coffee, just the way you like it. Black, with a splash of cream and twenty four sugars.

Gabriel: *Takes a sip*

Gabriel: *Spits it out in disgust*

Gabriel: One of these is a splenda!!

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Sam, pointing a camera at Gabriel: There he is, our sweet baby.

Gabriel, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

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Sam: on the treadmill with headphones on

Gabriel: walking up without a care in the world

Gabriel: Whatcha listenin' too?

Sam: Instructions on how to kill you.

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Sam, experiencing a small inconvenience: My therapist was right, God hates me.

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Gabriel: I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Dean: Crybaby.

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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Gabriel: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.

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Gabriel: Knock knock.

Sam: Shut the hell up.

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Gabriel: Hey, do you know the password to Sam’s computer?

Castiel: Fuck you, Gabriel.

Gabriel: Hey!!

Castiel: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGabriel".

Gabriel: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Dean: I can't believe we have Angel powers!

Sam: Let' s see what powers we have. Super strength?

[Dean karate chops a table in half and Sam kicks a hole in the wall]

Dean: Yup.

Sam: Uh huh. Lickety speed?

[Both teleport to the other side of the bunker library]

Dean: Check.

Sam: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of other angels?

Dean: Hey, Gabriel! Get in here!

Gabriel, shouting from the other room: Screw you!

Dean: Ain't got that.

Sam: Nope.

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Sam: A bit of trivia, the human body, when drained of most of its blood, will often stop working.

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Gabriel: And that's how I propose we fight the monster.

Sam:

Sam: Oh, my god.

Gabriel: 'Oh, my god,' you love it?

Sam: Oh, my god, we're screwed.

Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we're screwed' you love it?

Sam: No. Oh, my god, we're screwed we're screwed.

Gabriel: 'Oh, my god, we're screwed we're screwed' you love it?

Sam: No. Oh, my god, we're screwed we're screwed. We're really really really screwed.

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Team Free Will taking internet quizzes:

Dean: Okay, question 40. Do you get your five fruit and veg?

Gabriel: I mean, I certainly try to...I would say I probably do.

Sam: A day.

Gabriel: A what?!

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Sam: I wanted to talk to you about Gabriel, man to man, if that were possible.

Castiel: It is possible because we are both men.

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To @bispywithanacecase, your ask got accidentally deleted but thank you for all the love!! ❤❤ As we love to say

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Gabriel: Just got back from playing a game of Russian Roulette with the guys.

Sam: Did you win, babe?

Gabriel:

Gabriel: You really don't know what Russian Roulette is, do you?

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Gabriel: I dont have a New Years Resolution.

Sam: Oh no?

Gabriel: No, you don't need that crap when you're already perfect.

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Gabriel, handing Sam a slip of paper:  Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they're my phone number.