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Sirius Black probably would know all the words to the Mamma Mia sound track...no one can convince me otherwise.

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What you seek lies in front of you, as does what you fear. The stone is down there.

AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

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hogwartscastle

While the Marvel and GOT fandoms are suffering this week, we can lay back and watch because we already lost our favorite characters.

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Me, after watching Endgame:

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Me, after watching Game of Thrones:

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Ladies of MARVEL 👊👊

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It’s just a scratch

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I FOUND A PICTURE OF JOHN MULANEY IN COLLEGE AND??????? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN DID COCAINE

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HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL CHILD??????????

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I was looking through John Mulaney’s netflix specials for a reaction image and legit just everytime you pause it it’s another meme. how does he manage to be such a mood. all the time. him in context is hysterical. but him out of context is just. like. also amazing.

AND 90% OF THESE ARE ONLY FROM THE COMEBACK KID

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romantic ways to confess your crush ranked from worst to best

15. feed her boyfriend to your plant (Little Shop of Horrors)

14. snap off his window lock and break into his bedroom (Heathers)

13. kiss her on her dead brother’s bed (Dear Evan Hansen)

12. make out with him on his gynecological examination table (Waitress)

11. propose (Falsettos)

10. show up at her work with a mixed bouquet and launch into an awkward yet terrifying speech about how you’re never, ever going away (Waitress)

9. get so drunk that you sleep through the deaths of all your friends, but wake up for his death (Les Misérables)

8. accidentally trip her in a roller rink, run away, and then apologize sweetly while a stranger dressed like Michael Jackson croons smooth jazz (The Band’s Visit)

7. give her a surprisingly moving speech about inevitable environmental catastrophe (Next to Normal)

6. baptize her (The Book of Mormon)

5. use a comma after dearest (Hamilton)

4. die in his arms in the midst of a revolution (Les Misérables)

3. reassure him that no matter what happens tomorrow, you’re here today fighting by his side (Newsies)

2. wish her goodnight in a hotel corridor, letting her take all the time she needs and giving yourself time, too (Bandstand)

1. wait patiently at her door until she is ready to either let you in or let you go (Amélie)

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this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

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The Shaggy actor fought it for a cool two days and now he’s accepted his new role with open arms.

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Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

thatlittleegyptologist

The carvings at Abydos aren’t modern machines but recarvings over old carvings. Sure they look like them but if you can read hieroglyphs and know that Ramesses II will even usurp the carvings of his own father just to be a little shit

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‘No soot on the ceilings and walls of the Dendera temple!’ is actually because of extensive restoration works and not because Egyptians were in on shit like Baghdad “batteries”

While the Egyptians were fine-ass astronomers they didn’t align any of their enormous and/or important buildings to modern star constellations, because constellations look very different now than they did ~5000 years ago

The pyramid is the simplest, sturdiest shape with which to build and many different cultures discovered this in their own time. There were never any weird fish humans/aliens involved

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The sphinx of Gizah is only an approximate 5000 years old; the 10,000 year/rain erosion nonsense is proven hokum

Speaking of that particular sphinx, the Napoleonic expedition is not responsible for its missing nose

Akhenaten was not a “heretic” by contemporary standards

Ramses II appropriated a lot of his predecessors’ buildings/reliefs and isn’t really deserving of the epithet “the Great”

The Battle of Kadesh ended in a stalemate (twice)

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While they had feline deities throughout their history, Egyptians didn’t actually worship cats themselves. This was a later Greek/Ptolemaeic addition

It was not, in fact, practice to shave off eyebrows after cats died; Herodotus lied about that

Herodotus lied about a lot of things and many misconceptions about ancient Egypt can be traced back to his Greek ass

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I can’t believe I forgot my favourite Hill to Die On

Seth was not the god of “evil”, and despite his chaos providing a foil to order, he wasn’t completely villified until very late in Egyptian history, when he became associated with despised foreign enemies

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Hats off to the few of you who’re reblogging this with tags saying you’re going to check my claims later. You make me not entirely despair of this hellhole.

Here are some vetted Egyptological books/sources (that are by and large appropriate for a lay-audience) you can find most, if not all of the above:

Lehner, M., The Complete Pyramids

Wilkinson, R. H., The Complete Temples of Ancient Egypt

Hornung, E., The One and the Many: Conceptions of God in Ancient Egypt

Dunand, F. & Zivie-Coche, C., Gods and Men in Egypt

Kemp, B., Ancient Egypt: Anatomy of a Civilization

Bard, K., An Introduction to the Archaeology of Ancient Egypt

Stevenson Smith, W., The Art and Architecture of Ancient Egypt

Kitchen, K. A., The Life and Times of Ramesses II, King of Egypt

Sweeney, D., Sex and Gender (in Ancient Egypt)

McDowell, A. G., Village Life in Ancient Egypt: Laundry Lists and Love Songs

Te Velde, H., Seth, God of Confusion

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Guys do me a solid and reblog this version instead of continuously asking for sources on the other versions thanks

yelloweyeddraven

Alright guys.

So everyone seems to be raving over

James Baxter

Because of the scene in steven universe when steven fused back together.

But did you know this man also did….

THIS?

And this?

And….THIS???

And this????

He is a truly amazing animator and he is such an inspiration, His work inspires me as an artist and his work should be well known all over!!! check out this awesome horse lad.