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[sawed-on-shotgun]

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

[malibuklaus]

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[giragirameganedan]

[kitkenk]

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[todayilearnedthat]

and now I run this blog babeeeeey!!!

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[enba-and-luka]

[clowndensation]

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

[shocked--kwarrtz]

[sobcat]

when the multifaceted life we all experience is multifaceted...

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[sobcat]

tomorrow I'll do the possible

[saltedume]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

[burgerdotcom]

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