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The statement on Ben & Jerry’s site

(06/03/2020)

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We always stan Ben & Jerry’s

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(via SilviuMajor)

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JK Rowling is now completely, 100%, on the record, TERF on main.

She is openly on Twitter now suggesting through thinly veiled transphobic dogwhistles that what defines a woman is “having periods” (and that having periods makes you a woman) and that trans women shouldn’t be considered part of women’s global experience.

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people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv

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me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

justsomeantifas

think it is a good time to bring up the fact that the police in the united states of america are not legally required to protect people. that is straight up not part of their job.

furthermore, the united states police system was created largely out of runaway slave roundup patrols, they never existed to protect people, they were created to protect “property rights.”

They do not and have not ever existed to help keep folks safe. That is quite literally not even in their constitutional job description.

manque-damour

Yea okay tell that to the victims of the murderers and rapists who they apprehend. To the victims of theft or domestic violence. GTFO with that bullshit.

justsomeantifas

you mean like when cops murdered more people than gangs in the usa?

or you mean like all the people cops rape on the job and get paid for?

or you mean like all the domestic violence cops enact on their own family four times higher than the national average?

or you mean like when cops stole more stuff from people than burglars?

real confused on how you mean this tbh....

it’s almost like you don’t actually give a fuck about victims of violence and just don’t want people to talk bad about cops.

cool, glad you can bring up their names whenever it’s convenient for you and not whenever is convenient for victims of crime.

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-Doof dislikes/is incompatible with people born under the astrological sign Sagittarius

-Charlene is a Pisces

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Just a tuesday in Canada

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Meanwhile, at Australia…

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An uneventful day in Saudi Arabia:

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oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

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All america got is squirrells

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Murderers from Oakland Police Department attempting to show solidarity with the community they’ve terrorized.

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Everyone protesting right now. Stay strong. We are changing the world.

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Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944

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@iamactuallya-cat orage should be president

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He would be so much better than all of those shit presidents

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Dormant Predators

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This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

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reblog for that last bit to save a life

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If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

deminat-20

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

letsgetoutofspace

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?

morgrimmoon

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.