Don't Touch Me

Porn bots will be reported and blocked immediately. Robot fucker who's been in love with Optimus Prime since 2003.

[mouseycometz]

Losing my marbles over another robot guy again.

[manque-damour]

Genuinely so over it. It'm 30 years old, I'm not downloading Life360 with my parents. There is ZEROOOOOO chance of that happening.

And all this because their friend's kid is a fucking moron who goes hiking with zero planning because "god will show me the way (◕‿◕✿)" and gets LOST on the biggest mountain in the area.

[vetchtibbles]

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

[vetchtibbles]

wait hey man wait whoah hey

[manque-damour]

Me at my cat when he decides to sot or lay down right in front of where I'm walking.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[manque-damour]

Do yall hear that? That flapping sound in the distance? It's my will to live, flying the fuck away

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[topherchris]

[silly-slacker-person]

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[manque-damour]

This model forreal brings me the utmost joy and I can't even put it into words. My mans, my husband, my love, mi amorrrrr.

[manu-script]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manu-script]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manu-script]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[hesperidiae]

Print I illustrated, for Megacon, to be gifted to Peter Cullen this weekend. Certainly was fun drawing this guy again after nearly a decade.

[ask-dr-knockout]

“Just a little procedure I like to call the nip and tuck” ~KnockOut

[soberscientistlife]

Winning the internet