Waffles

I exist

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Hartley Rathaway kinda valid cause if I got powers, I would kill homophobes and billionaires first, too

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Guy who dies in every universe: Wow, today is going so great : D

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You either die a bl or live long enough to see yourself get a gl subplot

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Mike never had someone like Jonathon to give a speech on how it’s okay to be a freak. All he had was a conformist older sister and parents forced into a loveless marriage by themselves.

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There’s a universe where Mike is the one who never got to be with Will because he was straight. There’s an alternate universe where Mike is bullied for being gay. There’s an alternate universe where Mike is awkward at the snowball because he’s dancing with a girl instead of Will. There’s an alternate universe where Will yells at Mike for not liking girls and he’s the one to destroy Castle Byers. There’s an alternate universe where Will gives Mike an awkward half-hug. There’s an alternate universe where Mike needs Robin to help him with his feelings.

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“I ship you two.” And then it’s Mr Fairy Princess and the Lesbotron 300

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Here to confirm that there is indeed no blood in me, just awesome sauce

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You see, there is no “downhill” when you’re at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

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Headcannon

Eugene and Pugsley both like lemonade but Eugene likes the sugary kind and Pugsley likes the weird radioactive soda kind

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My phone may be overheating because I’m constantly using it but it’ll never be as hot as me

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Imagine in the Black Phone where like Finney wears Robin’s bandana in his pants to honor him and shit but then the 80s rolls around and people think he’s gay

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Genuinely how is politics not a cult?

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My brain has that thing my safari does where my tabs just disappear after a day or two

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*Doubles over and coughs up nefarious black sludge* I think I need some water

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*Falls over and audibly breaks at least 10 bones before snapping them back into place and pretending that didn’t happen*

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Why lose hope when you can lose sanity?

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Cinderella but the prince doesn’t go after her with the shoe because has has ocd and can’t do all that shit