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Hi im Dave. i like stuff.

[needlewand-deactivated20210502]

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

[merryweathercomics]

I wrote a comic about Internet Explorer!

[ir-dr]

Day 2414 - 22 August 2018

meecoo

.//projectTiGER

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[gaylor-moon]

I SWEAR THIS DUDE IMPRESSES ME MORE EVERY DAY

[taylorzrealm]

SONIC FOX THE QUEER BLACK MAN THAT IS A FURRY WHO IS ALSO THE NUMBER ONE FIGHTING GAME CHAMPION EVER DOES NOT HAVE TIME FOR TURFS AND WE HAVE BEEN DECIDED TO STAN FOREVER!!!!

[rustedmoose]

He also retweeted this right after

[sacred-portal]

[firequacker]

♪♫ Old MacDonald had…

…enough.

[humming-fly]

You kinda get the impression that impulsively killing off 3/5ths of an organization might’ve resulted in some more desperate recruitment strategies 

Bonus:

[footnoteinhistory]

[gayerthangrantaire]

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

[donutmongoose-deactivated202104]

[stand-up-gifs]

[itskokocollie]

Hey uh someone needs to tell Toys For Bob to chill tf out because they boutta usher in a whole new era of furries with the Spyro Reignited Trilogy

[itskokocollie]

Like honestly you wanna talk about a glow up? Nestor went from this fucking nerd:

To this Daddy af dragon:

I feel cheated having grown up without this

[gnusnoteunuchs]

experiment goal: to determine whether smarties are an effective tea sweetener

hypothesis: smarties will sweeten the tea, but also introduce unwelcome flavor profiles due to their flavoring

procedure: procured one cup (≈12 fl oz) of Barry’s Tea Gold Blend black tea, hot. added 2/3 of a single roll of smarties candy (10 candies). wait for candies to dissolve, then stir well. tea will be sampled after stirring concludes.

[gnusnoteunuchs]

addendum: control group was used. control sample consisted of one cup of the same type of tea, sweetened with white sugar. results will depend on the relative tastes of the control and smarties tea

[gnusnoteunuchs]

results: smarties tea was significantly more bitter and less sweet than sugar tea. additionally, the smarties failed to dissolve in the expected manner, and when stirred, ended up breaking down into particulates that refused to dissolve. 

conclusions: because of the chemical/structural makeup of smarties, they do not function well as an ad hoc tea sweetener because of their reluctance to break down. it may be the case that crushed smarties would work better, but this experiment was intended to study how normal, uncrushed smarties would work as a sweetener

[thenerdyindividual]

[thedandyunderworld]

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

[lord-kitschener]

[heart--pirates]

the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church

[helloiamdepressed]

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

Well damn

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

i mean they hit me too

[bob-belcher]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[scarletmischief]