duh

cara: not a wagas brand ambassador, just a fan.

[dopeybeauty]

u ever think??

[syntactition]

no & u cant make me

[lovestory]

I never speak a sentence without saying actually, genuinely, seriously, or literally because I need everyone to know how sincere I am about the bullshit that comes out of my mouth

[hustlerose]

bro can we compare hand sizes 

[hustlerose]

now tongues sizes

[bioillogically]

sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean

[wagapapa]

i just read that more people die from choking on corks each year than shark attacks but i read it wrong. now i’m wondering how many phallus choking deaths there are each year. happy sunday ✨

[wagapapa]

it’s been 500 years and my phone still corrects sec to sex

[impaled]

[wagapapa]

good morning, today i will be surviving off potatoes and potatoes only. we all need a little self care from time to time

[cleean]

[movedto-brryallens]

[wagapapa]

hello fresh night, i down beers and supervise a more capable human doing the work

[anxietyproblem]

[wagapapa]

what if internal organs got itchy, that would be pretty shitty

[wellntruly]

you: homoerotic subtext

me, an intellectual: impligaytions

[mental-ch-illness]

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

[wagapapa]

a psychic that predicts people’s deaths but is actually a serial killer, imagine

[wagapapa]

sad that my stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed, she will never know

[viennabybillyjoel-deactivated20]

good morning ladies let’s get violent