selfish mermaid

these things i did with hatred in my heart juno ✨ 33 ✨ tired

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[phillip-bankss]

my transformers comic 11

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[highonoverthinking]

— 🎬 Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

[wadewilsoncoreposts]

[kosmogrl]

[evilpodling]

Oh FUCK, my ovaries... Why'd they have to say it like that?!?

[lotusinjadewell]

Illustrations of Vietnamese food. Credit to Le Rin.

[overclassy]

[jessebloom]

trying to make friends online like hey. do you wanna torture this guy with me?

[remanence-of-love]

[paper-wounds]

[curmemini]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I'm gonna go to a mexican restaurant and eat too much food. this will surely fix me

[aroace-ryland-grace]

full of mexican food and not as miserable anymore. peace and love and mexican food on planet me :]]]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

had another bad day but now I'm full of italian food and not as miserable anymore. peace and love and italian food on planet me :]]]

[mahoxayuvofija0ax2]

[desanctisdroesch212f]

Would love to pop that button open and pull down those shorts

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[mewvore]

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[fleshengine]

You just don't get this on other sites