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Just a silly sideblog for memes regarding the Napoleonic wars. Might involve some "ships" and headcanons as well as actual historically accurate stuff.

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Bonjour!

Howdy-ho everyone! We figured since this blog is getting more and more followers, we should write a proper introduction. My name is Victor, I’m from Germany and I use all pronouns. I’m currently 29 years old and created this side-blog to try and use my hobby in a productive(?) way. I’m fluent in both German and English and I love getting messages in my inbox, so don’t be afraid to talk to me!

This blog is also moderated by Matthes, who uses he/him pronouns! He's also from Germany and speaks both German and English. His biggest interest are the Hohenzollern, with the main focus on Frederick William III., Luise and Friedrich II..

We focus on the Napoleonic wars and it’s participants (if you can call it that). We hope you can get a laugh out of the silly things we post, have a great day everyone and thanks for checking out the blog! :D

Tag list:

#history meme - Memes, parodies and incorrect quotes #history post - Non-meme posts regarding history #Napoleonic wars - self-explanatory #(insert name here) - post about/including said person #ship feels - shipping fuel #ship feels? - implied/questioning shipping fuel, could just be a joke tho #i make artsy stuff sometimes hm - art or edits that I made, can range from drawings to stories to edits of videos #mod post - just us talking about something random #long post - self-explanatory #little emperor - posts about my pet tarantula I named Napoleon (WARNING: MAY INCLUDE PHOTOS OF SAID SPIDER) #sidekick-situations - posts about shenanigans with Wellington, Metternich and Blücher together #royal-children/season 2 - posts about situations with the children of the “main cast” #places I went to - self-explanatory, those posts are about historical places like museums, castles, etc. #Mod Victor - posts made by mod Victor #Mod Matti - posts made by mod Matti

Special thanks to @historycomicsandpictures and @count-lero as well as @zenia76 for their continuing support and kind words, both on this blog and elsewhere! I am so grateful that I got to meet you guys (Mod Victor)!

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Can't believe I forgot it yesterday.... Happy belated Birthday Friedrich Wilhelm III!

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Everyone say "Happy belated Birthday" to him right now-

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I felt like making a random gif set for my boy. (✪ ω ✪)

🌸🌸🌸 🌸🍒🌸 🌸🌸🌸

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Recently marked as 'mature' because he is too attractive. Either that or Tumblr finds the sight of rain and cherry blossom petals inheritly sexual-

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Did an update on my old Mir fatal! drawing. I'm working on other art too, so maybe I'll get back into drawing these next few weeks haha

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we just hit 300 followers everyone yippie!

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remember those old crack videos on youtube? we love those so we decided to make our own. waiting for a copyright claim lol

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TOMOWWOW

u didn't see nothin

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History Ask Game

Note: this is from a primarily 1930s and 40s blog. Feel free to adapt the questions for earlier or later eras.

🏛️ — your most treasured museum, archival, restoration, or commemorative historical find

🫖 — favorite scandal, crisis, or major political fallout

🌫️ — a mystery or unsolved moment you wish you could witness firsthand

🎩 — figure(s) with the best — or worst — aura

📜 — favorite obscure bureaucratic catastrophe

🥀 — a historical inaccuracy in media that aggravates you the most

🔍 — topics, eras, or themes you think deserve far more attention

🗃️ — favorite piece(s) of niche media

🕯️ — a figure who is unduly hated or unduly beloved by popular history

📚 — something new you learned from my blog that you want to know more about

🌴 — a figure you’d trust to survive a desert island with

🧭 — a turning point in a figure’s life you think is criminally misunderstood or misinterpreted

🎞️ — a film, newsreel, or propaganda piece you’d love to see (or have seen) in its original form

💣 — a near-disaster, coup, or crisis that could have gone very differently

❤️ — favorite history or history-themed blogs other than your own

🎻 — a personal, human detail from a leader or figure that history often overlooks

🚪 — a small, seemingly minor event that ended up having huge historical consequences

🫵 — your pick!

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First time trying these on this blog 👉👈 fire away

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Hmmm sure why not, ask away guys!

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We hope you're ready because something's coming on April 1st.

Here's a sneak peak-

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insert funny bucks bunny meme here

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Alexandrine: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Oskar I.: You're 18 years old.

Alexandrine: I MIGHT DIE AT 35!

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Wellington: Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Metternich: Arthur... What did you do?

Wellington: MAKE A MISTAKE!

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Napoleon: Do you have to attack me with your words?

Bernadotte: I could use a brick if you prefer.

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Napoleon, sending Luise into exile: Get outta here, this is my place now. And take your pathetic bisexual man with you.