Too Tired To Blog

I sleep, play video games and work too much to blog anymore :(

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[ruinedchildhood]

[localstarboy]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH IM DEAD 😂💀

[thenamesjavii]

I don’t know why I want more

[brainstatic]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

[dat-soldier]

[traicionerra-blog]

[bob-belcher]

[zvaigzdelasas]

My ultimate lazy internet millennial thing is that whenever I wanna type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I copy and paste it from the headline of an article called smth like “how to type ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ without needing to copy paste it”

I haven’t read the article once.

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

me: *makes my 10000th worm joke of the day* all my followers: 

[placeholderurlimgone]

me as a superhero

bad guy: its so cute how u think u can stop me me: [blushes] r-really..?

[babyanimalgifs]

me with any dog anywhere

[octahedronhd]

[ladypalerider]

this transcends language

[whitegenocidereturns]

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

[alksdjaslkfdalsk]

GOODBYE.

[birdnormal]

[breastforce]

[stripesandco-deactivated2021122]

how could you leave out the most obvious

[morebarkthanbite]

THIS POST IS RAELLY PISSIN ME OFF LKFADGJDGIO

[parallelpie]

[omegasamart]

[leviprime-deactivated20220203]

How have I been so blind

[o-brimms]

[gohan2z]

don’t know if anyone else has added this but…

[owls-parliament]

how can you miss the most obvious comparison

[rincewitch]

holy shit

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

[sessomesmaru-offline-deactivate]

how could you leave out eggman

[bunbunmotherfucker-deactivated2]

What the absolute shit

[angelrinisadork]

Wake up America

[hololynx-blog1]

[shadowworld96]

OH GOOD LORD

[clonerightsagenda]

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Just fine.

[sixpenceee]

Is this what a cow looks like form the inside? From here

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

me after the 2nd raw load

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

this post made me homophobic

[shrobin]

EVERY. FANDOM. EVER.