Waistcoat35

Casey (she/her) 18+

[foxglovedforest]

2022 mood gonna tape this up in my room

[jumpscart]

never escaping

[fourdollarwords]

by: extreme noot noot enthusiast

[ladybender]

[waistcoat35]

do NOT go to a wes anderson exhibition when hormonal bc you will start tearing up in front of like. the steve zissou adidas shoes and stuff

[dogpuppy]

[waistcoat35]

ANNABELLE DINDA‼️‼️‼️

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

[kandelyabr55]

[fiiishman]

[divinetransseraphim]

It can’t just be “I love you” with gay people it always has to be some shit like “I’ll go with you. That’s what the Jeager pilots do, share the neural load.” I can’t stand it

[ladybender]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[iskander-tm]

mission bag the baddie

[waistcoat35]

so anyway here's a jaws edit

🎶 - the hand by annabelle dinda

[robotrocky]

Biiiiiiig hug