EVEREST★ @waitadangminute - Tumblr Blog

I cannot BELEIVE some of yall out here crying ab a man who looks like he listens to Gucci Mane religiously.

You can do better, i promise you. 🩵

#This is targeted #To my sister #Actually #Lmao #but srsly #Stop crying #Get up #Do what makes YOU happy #And get over him #He sounds lame anyways #Ykw #Let's have a feminominon!!!#Do fun shit #<3 #Love you girl

purplewriter

sergle

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

theuntoaster

Is this…shipping discourse?

frances-baby-houseman

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

somerandomgit

gdaymer

And then Australia Post be like:

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.