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your friendly neighborhood bi anxious wreck ༄✮⋆｡°✩ living off of pure music and crimson rivers | currently hyperfixated on byler

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highkey loml broke up with me over GOOGLE MEET on a random wednesday night when everything was okay the day before

i haven’t eaten or gotten out of bed in a week, i’ve cried and had at least one anxiety attack every day, and have been turning to other bad coping mechanisms

all i wanna do is talk to him but it won’t be the same so i’ll just end my shi

anyway i’m “is it better to speak or to die”/will byers maxxing and this all happening right when phoebe bridgers returned is real great timing

thanks for listening tumblr and sorry for over sharing! i’m worried i’ve worn out my irl support system so

no tags bc lowkey i don’t want this to be seen but it needed to be said

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UGHHHH I MISS READING MARAUDERS FICS AND WATCHING ST WITH BYLER HOPE AND LISTENING TO BOYGENIUS UGHHH I MISS IT I MISS IT I MISS IT IM STILL A FANGIRL BUT IT DOESNT FEEL THE SAME HELP IM GONNA CRY

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i can’t bro

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just saw a middle schooler with blue and yellow M and W beads on her converse, the kids are alright

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thinking about the winter 2024 chromakopia and arcane to winter 2025 wishbone and byler pipeline

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Ykw byler was endgame like why the hell would i trust the word of the duffer brothers?? I know will and mike better than them like what??? They just forgot that scene in the final cut

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do we think i’m recovered enough for a rewatch?

edit: My rewatch will be pirated bc no way in hell am i giving the duffers any more profit 😁 and my rewatch ends after s5 vol1 just like the show did!

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i feel a constant tug at the gaping hole in my chest left by byler not being endgame

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i know in ten years the duffer brothers are gonna drop sum “mike was always queer it was just in the subtext” like how jk rowling made dumbledore gay on twitter

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straight ships that are spiritually gay, coming from a bisexual:

jancy

timebomb

percabeth

lumax

peter and mj

langdon and mel

obi-wan and sabine

leslie and ben

peter and gamora

joel and clementine

jim and pam

maybe this is just bc these couples actually have mutual respect for each other… or they’re forbidden for some reason… or one or more is bi-coded

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in target buying yellow and blue nail polish and good luck babe just started playing over the speakers i cant make this up bffr

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i don’t think anything will ever make me feel the same way that s5e4 sorcerer did

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so actually will and mike were secretly dating in the epilogue and mikes little story of will in the gay bar was an inside joke between them bc they hadn’t told the rest of the party they were dating yet and that’s why the epilogue bf looks just like mike and there’s an m on wills locket necklace, and mike is saying that will will find true love with him

i hereby propose mwtfdydngate (mike wtf did you do now gate), if mwtfdydgate is about what happened in the s4-s5 time skip then mwtfdydngate is what happened in the s5-epilogue time skip 😛

ignore this ridiculous copium i just saw a tiktok of the most devastating doomed byler headcanons to the point that i literally couldn’t breathe so i had to do this so i can sleep

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okay but why was it rarry in the snl harry potter heated rivalry skit and not drarry. 'catch me if you can weasley' they're on the same team??? they're best friends????? drarry is literally the most glaringly obvious hollanov equivalent AND THE most popular mlm ship in hp????? I don't even think I've seen a single rarry thing in my LIFE

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where the hell is noah also does that count as conformitygate mockery

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SNL SKIT OF HEATED RIVALRY AT HOGWARTS AND FINN WOLFHARD IS ONE OF THE TWO THIS IS MY NICHE 😭😭😭

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hello what is being like pixelated in the stranger things instagram reel am i going crazy