Beautiful Came Late

The trials and errors of a 24 year old freelance stage manager who needs to overcome her own insecurities to get what she wants while spending too much time on tumblr, obsessing over obsure french muscials, watching TV, and thinking too much about this...

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

She slayed another day

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Best job I ever had was feeding these wood trolls logically deduced pizzas

[kactusnz]

I loved zoombinis so much. Really bad at the logic in pizza trolls tho, or rather once I had some info I'd be able to narrow stuff down but I had no idea the best way to pick what pizzas to ask them about. and something always went wrong in bubble canyon.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Pizza trolls were always my favourite, I was great at them. You just solve it like a Mastermind puzzle, no problem.

I hate the fucking bubble canyon I hate it so fucking much. The animation takes FOREVER and you can't just queue them up and run them at the same time because the bubbles pop if they touch each other. Only one worse than bubble canyon is that stupid jump with the green crystal THAT LETS THROUGH ONE ZOOMBINI AT A TIME VERY VERY SLOWLY.

[injuries-in-dust]

My weekend plans.

[odessa-edmundson]

[a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie]

This side by side comparison sure is something

[aniseandspearmint]

on the one side we have GORGEOUSLY handcrafted armor. Looks like actual plate, the white tree of Gondor clear and easy to see and echoed on the pauldrons and even pressed into his belt! Which is folded in a LOVELY knot to hold it in place. The chainmail is REAL chainmail. And over all there’s some good wear on it, it looks like Boromir has owned and worked and lived in this armor

And on the other side we have stuff that looks like it was created for a shoe string budgeted made-for-TV Camelot production. It’s CLEARLY plastic. And wtf is that LENGTH that leaves a huge swath of his VITAL ORGANS unprotected???? The symbol is PRINTED on it, not even embossed, and so poorly you can’t even really tell what it’s supposed to be. It looks, as far as I can tell, like someone smooshed a bunch of pseudo celtic symbols together. Those shoulder things are NOT pauldrons. They seem to be some half arsed attempt at coin style chainmail? Maybe? I have NO idea what that shirt is. It looks like maybe the designers were going for a type of Gambeson, but it’s just way WAY too thin. It ALL looks like they hit the after halloween sale at party city for supplies.

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[moral-autism]

anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it’s called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

[lungthief]

not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

[mikelogan]

“I wanted to put them on my fingers and pretend I had witch nails.”

[rederiswrites]

lovely story from a friend today.

[dicaeopolis]

[teathattast]

[thefurriestofchows]

oh,

oh this is absolutely beautiful

[wakingfromthewater]

I saw some James Webb Telescope scientists give a talk and one of them said this was her favorite image because she had waited and worked 25 years to see this.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[toastbutteregg]

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

[catchymemes]

[probuccalfat1]

the almost contentious but intimate relationship between a woman and the book she’s been trying to read for a year

[yamat0]

Happy Glass Onion day to all who celebrate