i dont know why i made this

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I haven't posted any waitress tips lately but hello hey buy me a drink 😘

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Waitress Tip #47 : provide blocks of wood and a knife so customers can make their own utensils 

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Sometimes I like living in a small town is that a lot of people have small businesses and being a waitress people give me quite a bite of samples so yay!!! These are waxes that I can burn and thy smell so good

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My light dinner

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Waitress tip #8: make sure you pay more attention to attractive people

[the-epitome-of-hyperbole-deacti]

*quotes lord of the rings while taking pasta orders at olive garden*

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A+ good job

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Waitress Tip #2: sit down and eat with them 

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Waitress Tip #1: make sure you spit in their drink in front of them 

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i change this blog around so much it's crazy

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this catdog hate blog is not going to last long i know it 

[kehlso]

how does catdog poop i dont get it 

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in one episode they showed dog eating fruit and cat vomiting it back up so i am assuming they poop out of the mouth like that one episode of south park 

[kehlso]

if one half of catdog dies what happens to the other half? 

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Watching Catdog with my brother...

Him: ....

Me: ...

Him: How do they poop?

Me: ...

[mori-partea]

How the hell do Catdog fuck?

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good question sir 

[odiariodeumaruiva]

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where was the umbilical cord thats what i want to know 

[90scartoons]

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how does this work wouldnt dog be throwing up water cause cat is choking on it i dont get it

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catdog hate blog activated