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“Not all boys are-”

You’re right, Bob Newby and Steve Harrington would never.

*A group of teenagers walking up to Steve after school*

Random guy: Hey Steve you wanna come hang out with us? We got beers.

Steve *about to get into his minivan*: Well gee fellas I️ would but I️ gotta go pick up my boys from AV club, and then I promised Max that I️ would take her to the skate park. She’s been working on this new trick oh I’m so proud of her. Then I’ve gotta take little Jane and get her a new pair of shoes before the mall closes. Oh then I’ve gotta make dinner and let me tell you getting those little rascals to eat there vegetables is a battle itself especially my Dustin he’s always wanting to get straight to the chocolate pudding. Oh but I️ wouldn’t trade em for anything they’re just getting so big. Ya wanna see a picture *takes out is wallet and 20 pictures of the kids roll out* ope that’s us at the skating rink last month look at Lucas he’s gettin so tall, and there’s Will on his birthday-

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If anyone tells you that you can’t be badass, and also girly, don’t forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death.

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Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab

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Little mermaid: man sings a song about eating a crab. Moana: crab sings a song about eating a man.

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TV show idea:

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field.

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen.