Sylph of Breath

she/her ~ 1997 ~ History Major ~ SYLPH OF BREATH Aug 23rd - Sep 22nd { VIRGO }

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[modernsuperhero]

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

[vvank3rshim]

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

[thesassyducks]

Too cold 🥶 ❄️

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[enigmaticpink]

Autistic peeps, reblog and add what texture you hate the most

Mine is canvas

[enigmaticpink]

I’ve had some people ask, so yeah this is post is totally fine for people with adhd to reblog too

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[makoredeyes]

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

[tsunflowers]

why are these all so fucked up

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples

in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:

“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“

“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“

“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“

some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.

the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)

some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

[micdotcom]

[peterthephoenix16-deactivated20]

A cisgender woman gets escorted out of the women’s bathroom by two policeman because she was wearing “masculine” clothing and didn’t have an ID to prove she was female and complying with the law. The policemen call her sir and refuse to let her simply go to the bathroom until she can prove she is truely female.

This backfire of transphobic legislation only shows that bathroom bills are not meant to protect anyone. They are meant to punish anyone who does not fit strictly within their deffinition of a man or a woman often leading to sexist generalizations and assumptions to judge who may or may not be “really” a woman.

[erevas]

“We don’t want men barging into women’s restrooms harassing women!” says bathroom bill supporters.

Lo and behold, as a direct result of that sentiment: men barging into a women’s restroom and harassing a woman.

They literally caused the exact situation they claimed they were trying to prevent. God, the irony.

[thecosmicjackalope]

Sickening

[grlizzybear]

[nomehablen2]

This is literary genius

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[bluestone-alley]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

[universal-will-to-become]

speaking to the manager of America

[valtsv]

*knife thrower throws their blades at me but i, a sword swallower, swallow them all perfectly*

[valtsv]

*eventually they run out of knives and i begin my first round of attack by spitting them back*

[bisexuhellvevo]

You fool, now they have more knives to throw

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

And so the cycle begins anew

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[celceta]

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

[celceta]

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[unclefather]

me: *holding a gun to donald ducks head* heal me you stupid bitch

[unclefather]

without playing kingdom hearts this post just looks like donald duck is my therapist and i’m fed up with the coping mechanisms he’s teaching me