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When you see your favorite character gets horribly abused many times:

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #scout #red scout #scout abuse #twink torture #tf2 meme #tf2 memes #joke meme #memes #mr triangle guy #no scout were harm in this tumblr or any social medias #hate it when that happens #Poor rabbit...#do not harass people who make some abuse art.This is just for jokea or entermant purpose only

Sentence starters taken from Shoot From the Hip's HUGE comedy special. Change pronouns, phrasing or punctuation as you see fit, but please do not add to this list !

❝ Look at all these lovely ducks! ❞

❝ CHANGE! ❞

❝ Such surroundings I've never seen before, where the hell are we?! ❞

❝ Tell me where the duck pond is, [ name ]. ❞

❝ I need you to strip completely naked. ❞

❝ Be ready with the word die. ❞

❝ I've never seen books being produced so fast! ❞

❝ Oh god, I have ebola. ❞

❝ That's the sort of shit I want! ❞

❝ The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar is a masterpiece! ❞

❝ So, you've gone outside and talked to caterpillars? ❞

❝ Nothing about this tells me that I'm going back in my therapy. ❞

❝ Last time I saw you, you had two hands total. ❞

❝ It's mime, it's fine. ❞

❝ Listen, what did we say about Cheerios? ❞

❝ What do you mean, we've run out of bees? ❞

❝ Someone's not a fucking beekeeper! ❞

❝ This is a shambles! ❞

❝ I feel like Sisyphus! ❞

❝ Child labour laws won't be invented for another hundred years. ❞

❝ What's wrong with a team of beavers? ❞

❝ I think that's a horrible stereotype of an entire country! ❞

❝ I'll put a spell on you, you cheeky fuck! ❞

❝ Every minute apart from her hurts my soul! ❞

❝ The world's largest stag do, it was gonna be a record! ❞

❝ You know what this means: we're terrible police officers. ❞

❝ There's no reason to be sad on the good ship Titanic. ❞

❝ I don't know what the hell is about to happen. ❞

❝ There's more to life than beetroot. ❞

❝ Who the fuck else is in my room?! ❞

❝ I didn't hear that tragic backstory before! ❞

❝ Hey. Hey. Hey. Your dick is big. ❞

❝ Oh no! My greatest fear: a sick burn! ❞

❝ Oh, I'm back in prison. ❞

❝ Nuns broke into his house, stole his skin, and made a kite! ❞

❝ Let them pronounce words how they want! ❞

❝ He's more mythological than, you know, real. ❞

❝ Guys, I just had a weird experience outside. ❞

❝ Put away your tits! ❞

❝ I saw Cher's titty! ❞

❝ It's a perfectly nice titty, but it was a weird day! ❞

❝ The kale is what? ❞

❝ Shut up, I'm halfway! ❞

❝ This is all I've got, so good luck. ❞

❝ BRIAN FUCKING BLESSED. ❞

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Using the supposed safe word for the kink they discussed and then basically totally dropped as a tattoo without ever doing anything else with it (And no, getting out of a kidnapping DOES NOT COUNT) is the biggest waste of a BDSM relationship I've yet seen. Why Jojo, why!?

#no tags here #negative #joke meme #just me and my feelings