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ICI C’EST?!!!
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“If I score against Chelsea, I will not celebrate”
ICI C’EST?!!!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIS!
La jouet-lampe c’est dégueulasse, le cul d’ta mère j’en parle même pas.
(via cochon-ville)
I choose the worst time to be born: September. Autumn, rain, cold, when you have to work but you want to go back to the beach, when you re-learn waking up really REALLY early, when you have to leave your bikini to wear correct clothes, when you're too busy with exams and work so you can't take time for yourself, when you wonder when the sun will be back. A happy time as you can see. Even if nobody wish my birthday, there's no problem. I usually live this day as another.
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Am I the only one who finds young Voldemort so incredibly hot?! Ugh, I just love him.
The dark side doesn't scare me anymore.
why. did not. u. lov. ur. son. Siriu.s?
I think it's quite explicit.
Do you know why Salazar Slytherin didn’t trust in muggleborns?
When the founders lived in Middle Ages, there was witch-hunts. A huge numbers of witches and wizard were burned and buried alive and drowned.
He didn’t trust muggleborns because he was afraid that they reveal everything. He was afraid that muggleborns get them killed.
For my part - on the contrary - I don't trust them because they're the worst thing living on earth (except the list I publish on my description). A mix between magic and filth. Absolutely disgusting. And they're not "muggle" borns but muggles for life. They aren't and will never be equal with true wizards. FILTHY MUDBLOODS!
Oh
my
god.
Dumbledore told Harry they had to know the entire past of Voldemort to understand why he became so mean.
Well, now we know everything.
I need mine! This year, please!!!
I don't want to go to this fucking school anymore.
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walburga. do u. miss me?
again a clingy muggle….. Technically, I can’t miss someone I don’t know. Even worse, if you are a muggle. What I - logically - presume. Judging by your excessive sentimentality and your false sense of friendship.
Just read this: if I would miss you, I would have invited you at home to drink some firewhiskey bottles. What I didn’t.
Plus, I miss nobody. Remember: N-O-B-O-D-Y.
Clear, muggle?
{MUN} What is one of the most stupid thing you've ever thought?
Well.... when I was a child... erm... I thought white horses were unicorns. And then, I learnt unicorns don't exist.
A difficult part of my life.
No, no, more seriously, after seeing this:
I don't miss unicorns anymore.
And yeah. That's what we have in the France football team.
Pendant ce temps au Brésil…
Auntie! I need some Firewhiskey! We are out at the manor!
You parasite! This is MY stock of firewhiskey and I’m fed up of give you bottles every week.
Find you another dupe!
I’m just thinking about your liver! You should thank me!
My liver feels good, thank you. But, why are you out at the manor?
Because we’re friends with alcoholics.
Are you telling me that you invited the Lestranges? If it’s them, I understand why the cellar is empty, then.
Yes, they’ve emptied every drop of alcohol in the house and started dueling whilst drunk
*muttering* I’ve always said they were deranged. Bellatrix matches well with them. They’re full of money but they steal people’s alcohol pretending to have a sympathic dinner with friends. Parasites.
Excuse me Auntie?
Erm… Well… I said the Lestranges were parasites, didn’t I?
Yeah, that’s what I thought…
News from the bloodtra… erm… Andromeda?
Erm… I dunno, I don’t talk to blood traitors
Thank God! I was thinking you were still talking to this scum. That’s why I asked you. Well, now, I’m reassured.
No, of course not. Lucius would never allow that.
Lucius? Does it mean that Lucius is came back?
I wouldn’t say the same if I was you. Lucius talks to that half-blood Snape.
Severus isn’t a half blood. What are you talking about.
He IS a half blood. There wasn't any Snape when I was at Hogwarts. He's the son of a filthy scumy muggle. I know Nature's Nobility: A Wizarding Genealogy more than everyone on earth. You can't mislead me about that.
Auntie! I need some Firewhiskey! We are out at the manor!
You parasite! This is MY stock of firewhiskey and I’m fed up of give you bottles every week.
Find you another dupe!
I’m just thinking about your liver! You should thank me!
My liver feels good, thank you. But, why are you out at the manor?
Because we’re friends with alcoholics.
Are you telling me that you invited the Lestranges? If it’s them, I understand why the cellar is empty, then.
Yes, they’ve emptied every drop of alcohol in the house and started dueling whilst drunk
*muttering* I’ve always said they were deranged. Bellatrix matches well with them. They’re full of money but they steal people’s alcohol pretending to have a sympathic dinner with friends. Parasites.
Excuse me Auntie?
Erm… Well… I said the Lestranges were parasites, didn’t I?
Yeah, that’s what I thought…
News from the bloodtra… erm… Andromeda?
Erm… I dunno, I don’t talk to blood traitors
Thank God! I was thinking you were still talking to this scum. That’s why I asked you. Well, now, I’m reassured.
No, of course not. Lucius would never allow that.
Lucius? Does it mean that Lucius is came back?
I wouldn't say the same if I was you. Lucius talks to that half-blood Snape.
Auntie! I need some Firewhiskey! We are out at the manor!
You parasite! This is MY stock of firewhiskey and I’m fed up of give you bottles every week.
Find you another dupe!
I’m just thinking about your liver! You should thank me!
My liver feels good, thank you. But, why are you out at the manor?
Because we’re friends with alcoholics.
Are you telling me that you invited the Lestranges? If it’s them, I understand why the cellar is empty, then.
Yes, they’ve emptied every drop of alcohol in the house and started dueling whilst drunk
*muttering* I’ve always said they were deranged. Bellatrix matches well with them. They’re full of money but they steal people’s alcohol pretending to have a sympathic dinner with friends. Parasites.
Excuse me Auntie?
Erm… Well… I said the Lestranges were parasites, didn’t I?
Yeah, that’s what I thought…
News from the bloodtra… erm… Andromeda?
Erm… I dunno, I don’t talk to blood traitors
Thank God! I was thinking you were still talking to this scum. That's why I asked you. Well, now, I'm reassured.