884 miles to home

Jordan. 21. Air Force wife. Wttc. Nanny. Sleep enthusiast. Travis AFB Boyfriend and Girlfriend: February 25, 2012 Husband and Wife: September 20, 2014

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[valtsv]

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[walkbeforeyoufly]

My sweet, beautiful new friend shared an extremely difficult and vulnerable part of her story with me tonight. I am amazed with her faith, grace and most of all her strength. To have even made it through telling me that story without bursting into tears is nothing short of phenomenal, because the second we parted ways I broke down and I am STILL holding back tears 3 hours later. This world is cruel and my heart is broken in a way that I have never felt before, but to have made it through what she had to, gives me hope. I am so humbled to be trusted enough by someone I am just starting to get to know.

I have a lot of feelings right now and I don't know what to do with them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Sing us a song, you’re the piano man” is kinda like saying “bring us the mail, you’re the garbage man.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrimp would be absolutely terrifying if they lived on land

[bob-belcher]

[jihyo-x]

[huffylemon]

[dustoid-deactivated20181014]

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

[margoglynn]

I’m still laughing.

[obi-wanakin-blog]

I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song for them and he didn’t and John Williams just looked at him and said “…The main theme is your song” and Mark was like “WHAT OMG” like he didn’t actually understand before that moment that he was the protagonist.

[mydaroga]

And this, from a recent interview:

Plus, since Harrison was a traditional leading man, and I hadn’t read the screenplay, I thought he was the star of the film, and that I was Bucky to his Captain America, that I was the kid sidekick. Because in the screen test that we did, I was kind of annoying and he was so cool. But I’ll never forget, I remember the chair I was sitting in, the one-bedroom apartment looking out at the beach looking at the sundown of the ocean, and I couldn’t believe it. I was thrown for a minute. I thought, “Wait a minute.” Because on the front page, it said “The Adventures of Luke Starkiller.” [Lucas soon changed the last name.] I said, “Wait a second. I thought I was Luke. Oh, Harrison must have been Luke.” I started reading it and then I got to where they’re describing me and I said, “Wait a second. I’m Luke!” I didn’t think I was the star of the movie, I thought it was just from my point of view.

[luke-is-very-gay]

Mark Hamill is Luke Skywalker

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

My heart aches

[markatch]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

[truly-charmed]

Me, on Earth:

[akajustmerry]

for me, the most relatable moment in black panther (2018) is in the first ten minutes when t’challa prince of wakanda, black panther, the future king and fierce warrior literally ceases to function the second he sees lupita nyong’o’s beautiful face

[neeksknocks]

why does mark ruffalo have insane chemistry with literally everyone except scarlett johansson