bad at footnotes

[walking-and-chewinggum]

boarding a plane

time to think i’ll study but just listen to podcasts and think about books

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[walking-and-chewinggum]

making a new tumblr 4 months ago only to accidentally attach it as a blog to my old i-want-to-leave-this-as-a-mini-timecapsule-account still makes me sad at least once a week

(taking two months to notice makes me mad just as often but thats neither here nor there)

anyone know how to separate them?

[itsfortheplants]

Day one million in the automated spam filter

None of you can message me

It’s cold

I miss my family

The Reddit help guy quit/got fired/died/gave up

I can’t respond to any comments or see messages

Staff if you can hear me answer my ticket to save a life

1 reblog = 1 prayer

[walking-and-chewinggum]

i have consumed zero (0) twilight content for a week

a whole week!

i have no identity now

[walking-and-chewinggum]

finally let myself read great big beautiful life and now i’m too scared to finish it

what will i do with my life then?

[walking-and-chewinggum]

i found the answer

reread twilight

who would’ve guessed

[walking-and-chewinggum]

finally let myself read great big beautiful life and now i’m too scared to finish it

what will i do with my life then?

[fawnsfern]

which one of yall mfs (booktok) told me great big beautiful life was emily henry’s most mid book because im literally praying on your downfall. you’re so far out of your league. i will literally end your bloodline this shit is beautiful

[brainstreams]

we're in the worst possible timeline, guys

[idontlikedoublestandards]

Perhaps my largest beef with twilight, aside from the imprinting on a baby thing, is that Smeyer gives us foreshadowing for a Shakespeare level tragedy and then delivers a wattpad style happily ever after where the main characters get everything they've ever wanted.

The reason new moon is my favorite in the saga is not because I'm team Jacob (I'm very much NOT team Jacob) but because it's the book that hurts the most. Smeyer writes best when she's trying to rip her readers hearts out. What that says about her I'm not sure I want to unpack any time soon. (What that says about me is something I'm discussing with a professional.)

Think about how devastating most of midnight sun is. That's because she's trying hard to convince us, through soggy mop Edward's perspective, that this story we already know the ending of will be a tragedy. This time they won't end up together forever. This time Bella won't get everything she's ever wanted or needed. That Edward isn't worthy of a good ending. And God dammit if it doesn't make the book so hard to put down.

I want a twilight au with a gut wrenching tragic ending.

[walking-and-chewinggum]

that time of year that i know pam beesly would be ashamed of me

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[walking-and-chewinggum]

i have a new assignment

today, b99 is how i procrastinate

very excited for the 9 episodes i will watch before starting said assignment

[fuckmeyer]

ok sure, twilight was a cool concept taken on by racist sheltered orthodox white woman whose inner doubts about her identity results in her projecting her guilt & insecurities of not measuring up to her society's harsh expectations onto impressionable young adults lol but no seriously girl fr are u team edward or team jacob ?????

[walking-and-chewinggum]

tonight i did not finish my assignment that is now 4 hours overdue but i DID catch up on four episodes of @threebooksoneplot

so a genuine success :))

[threebooksoneplot]

your first priority should never be academic achievement, it should always be Twilight Podcast (specifically, ours) 💯

[s2e06-deactivated20250520]

eventually my frontal lobe will develop and i will still love edward cullen

[walking-and-chewinggum]

tonight i did not finish my assignment that is now 4 hours overdue but i DID catch up on four episodes of @threebooksoneplot

night well spent :))