[achliegh]

@walking-crisis @the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff

See everyone hates Iowa

[walking-crisis]

He kept listing worse and worse traits too

[achliegh]

Watching this new mysterious man move boxes out of a Uhaul into the cozy little house just a few yards away. Clay was acting like he was on his phone so it wasn’t super weird for him to be outside all the time. It was summer in california now so it was hot, and the neighbor was sweating up a storm. 

You should consider writing porno scripts /lh

Dude, I would write porn scripts in a heartbeat /srs /lh

[walking-crisis]

How much money would that make?

[achliegh]

I doubt much

[walking-crisis]

You’d be an erotica writer so….

[achliegh]

Aren’t I already that? Like for free

[walking-crisis]

That’s what the three dots were meant to insinuate but yes, but in theory you could monetise it

[achliegh]

What the hell is a bottom?

You.

Me?!

[walking-crisis]

Don’t act surprised now

[achliegh]

I’m not a bottom!!! 🥺🥺🥺

[walking-crisis]

🤨 mhm

[achliegh]

Watching this new mysterious man move boxes out of a Uhaul into the cozy little house just a few yards away. Clay was acting like he was on his phone so it wasn’t super weird for him to be outside all the time. It was summer in california now so it was hot, and the neighbor was sweating up a storm. 

You should consider writing porno scripts /lh

Dude, I would write porn scripts in a heartbeat /srs /lh

[walking-crisis]

How much money would that make?

[achliegh]

I doubt much

[walking-crisis]

You’d be an erotica writer so….

[achliegh]

Thomas hands a condom to Noelle

Do you know what’s really fucking funny to me? Dudes who’ll brag about their dicks but then they don’t know how to use a condom. Like idk why but it’s pure comedy to me

It’s called

A breeding kink

[walking-crisis]

It’s called ✨being an uneducated dickwad✨

[achliegh]

What the hell is a bottom?

You.

Me?!

[walking-crisis]

Don’t act surprised now

[achliegh]

This tv must have been a smart one.

Must have a masters or a phd

You know clay isn’t the brightest

[walking-crisis]

Is that self projection I see?/j

[achliegh]

How was he supposed to last three more hours!

Maybe with a cold shower…

At work?

[walking-crisis]

Maybe not at work….

[achliegh]

Watching this new mysterious man move boxes out of a Uhaul into the cozy little house just a few yards away. Clay was acting like he was on his phone so it wasn’t super weird for him to be outside all the time. It was summer in california now so it was hot, and the neighbor was sweating up a storm. 

You should consider writing porno scripts /lh

Dude, I would write porn scripts in a heartbeat /srs /lh

[walking-crisis]

How much money would that make?

[achliegh]

@walking-crisis

[walking-crisis]

I agree with him so much

[walking-crisis]

That looks so pretty! I’m jealous of you for living near the beach

[walking-crisis]

cheese-us my head hurts

Cheese-us? That’s a new swear. Anyway, drink enough water, get enough sleep, avoid noise and bright light, and pet as many of the barn dogs as possible :))

[walking-crisis]

What does Ach want to do with her ashes after we cremate her

Make it into a slime (said in a tone of extreme resentment and disappointment)

[walking-crisis]

You should know by now I’m always right/j

Achliegh thought that I had never broken a bone was the lie

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

… but you seem so accident prone/j

[walking-crisis]

Ive never broken a bone buddy

[walking-crisis]

You should know by now I’m always right/j

Achliegh thought that I had never broken a bone was the lie

[bodhimcbodeface]

Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?

[theamazingbard]

seeing incredible writers reblog this is wild

[squintclover]

Let’s play Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

OH MY GOD, this is such a fun one! Ok @de-sire-blog , I think your lie is repeating a year at school...? Ok my turn...

1. I have never had any kind of dental work, my pearly whites are perfect. 🪥

2. I once was at the same party as a Prince 👑

3. I can do the splits 🤸‍♀️

Tagging @mollymarymarie @blitheringmcgonagall @therealrjlupin @lostmykeysie @theonlywolfpants

[mollymarymarie]

@signifiquint I genuinely can't decide which one I WANT to be the lie more - the party with Prince or NO DENTAL WORK EVER (I think it's that one, I believe you absolutely could've been at a party where Prince was also on attendance and also I hate you if this is true)

1. I have completed an original, full-length novel.

2. I can hit any note in any song sung by Haley Williams of Paramore.

3. My first fanfiction was about the members of Fall Out Boy.

I'll tag @elder-millennial-trash @fuckboyregulus @greyeyedmonster-18 @impishtubist

[stonedsable]

Hahah ah shit this is hard… Okay I’m gonna go with ‘can hit any note in any song sung by Haley’ aaaaaand I’m probably wrong.

Alright:

1. I first met my husband when we were both 5 years old

2. I’m terrified of spiders, the dark, and death.

3. My goal is to be a published author by 35.

I’m incredibly boring. Okay I tag: @rocurocaine @thebattlehamster @steelprisms @archie-ships-jegulus @screamingfae

[screamingfae-deactivated2022041]

Lol omg okay I'm pretty sure you told me you met your husband when you guys were super young, and I know you're writing original fiction, so I'm gonna go with number 2 being the lie!

~

1. I'm fascinated and obsessed with sharks.

2. I used to write Naruto fanfiction.

3. I've never left Great Britain to go abroad anywhere.

Tagging: @ardentlychaotic, @givemetherapyimawritingtravesty, @urchingal, @neondomino, @that-blue-niffler

[givemetherapyimawritingtravesty]

Ooh okay ummmm… i feel like 1 is true and 2 is so random it probably is too? So I’m gonna go with 3 i think? Yeah.

***

Oh boy um…

1) I used to be a singer in a rock band.

2) I’ve never tried to write a novel, but I desperately want to.

3) I’m partially deaf and use it as an excuse to not answer when people knock on my door.

I suck at tagging people so I’ll try not to repeat: @achliegh @rickriordanversenerd @allhalloweve @remixloonylupin

[achliegh]

Hmmmmmmmm… 1. Is interesting 2. Seems like you and 3. Is something I do… I’m going to guess 1 is the lie????

1. I used to be a make up artist

2. I have two cats and A dog

3. I’m addicted to the sims

@the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff @punkkkkboi @waltzedintherain @walking-crisis enjoy

[walking-crisis]

2 is the lie because you have one cat (ZENDOOBSTER) and two little dogs. Also I find three very funny

1. I’ve had a crow as a pet

2. I’ve never broken a bone

3. Ive been to 8 foreign countries

@the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff @punkkkkboi @clearsuitcasecookienerd

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

ima say 3 is the lie… actually idk because in Europe you could drive for four hours and be in a different country so you could very well have been to 8 different countries

1. My family had a horse called Gun

2. My mom almost left me at a Marshall’s parking lot

3. I’ve never traveled outside of the US

@waltzedintherain @punkkkkboi

[walking-crisis]

I kinda hate that you’re right