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Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

fuckboyzuko

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

fuckboyzuko

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

fuckboyzuko

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

fuckboyzuko

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

nerdgasrnz

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

andthentheywilleatthestars

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

thesanityclause

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

awakandangoddess

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

misomimii

Same energy

Lmao

lpbear

cevansdilf

victorgparra-deactivated2020111

idonthavevans

soufcakmistress

Screaminggggg

badmode-deactivated20230124

p0stmarxed

s bren s beve

karnalesbian

he's ok because he lid

nickyflowers

elon musk fans when their tesla explodes and kills them

constructedparadox

There's a guy right now with a melted Model X in his driveway that's still hyping the Tesla brand while the company is deliberately ignoring his calls and tweets for some kind of customer support

kineticpenguin

butterbeanchu

how blind do you have to be to have your car burst into flames in your drive way and then be like “they make good cars”

magdids

In 2019 this guy crashed his Tesla in Tyrol

Because the battery cought on fire too, the fire dept. had to order a special container to put the car in and fill it with water.

According to Tesla, you need about 11.000 litres of water to extinguish their batteries completely. A normal fire engine can fit up to 2.000 litres in their tank.

They also had to put the still hot wreckage in a cooling container for 72 hours after the initial fire went out.

Oh and when the owner of the car, the fire dept., insurance guys and journalists contacted Tesla about their driving bombs they just... never responded :)