In the year of our lord 2024, its time to find out what genshin mains would the homestuck trolls pick.
Aradia: Starts off with Hu Tao, is extremely good at it and can solo weekly bosses. As a robo she switches to Eula, still as efficient but no longer fun to play with in coop. Only Equius bothers to keep up with her then tho hes getting carried something fierce
Tavros: Benny C6 main
Sollux: Absolute meta slave, cant main anything that doesnt nuke. Has already lost two accounts because he tried hacking to give himself more resin
Karkat: Childe main, crit rate of 89%, has never crited in coop, is on the 6th keyboard and 4th monitor replacement
Nepeta: Cat girls. Doesn't mind the lack of synergy between Diona and Kirara, just likes to have fun. Thinks Dheya is a cat girl.
Kanaya: Navia and Chiori, has the best teapot on the server, doesnt mind farming trees
Terezi: Venti main (derogatory), has done terrible things in cosplay in public
Vriska: Yelan, self explanatory. Would play more if genshin had pvp areas
Equius: Itto main despite his best efforts, its the only character he can deal some damage with. Hes desperately trying to build Ayato to coop with Aradia, it isnt going well
Eridan: Raiden main through and through. Has closet cosplayed. He thinks nobody saw it. Theres a separate group chat without him.
Feferi: Kokomi healer main with an insane crit rate, would legit be murdered for her artefact luck, she doesnt even try, just vibes, loves to fish
In the year of our Lord 2026 i realized i forgot Gamzee.
Gamzee: Furina afk team, he keeps switching the other characters just to see different color fonts on the damage numbers.













