Squillim Is Bae

Gilded door knob enthusiast. Best at: showing up that douche dick Squidward

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adeles]

[adeleaccess]

…true.

[marina-and-the-memes]

GDHCOAODIGK

[babyanimalgifs]

[teathattast]

[brainstatic]

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

[bandydear]

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

[zoreta]

She also wasn’t carrying around, like, a mummified heart. Her husband’s heart had calcified, meaning it had grown bone within itself and possibly around itself, and it is this heart of bone which she carried. When she was young she carried it wrapped in a silk pouch, and when older it was kept in her desk, wrapped in a page from his poem Adonais. Adonais was one of his last poems, in which a deceased poet’s subjects (nature, Spring, the stars) mourn him, and long to join him in death. Then the narrator tells them do not mourn, for he has gone beyond where the minds and emotions of humans matter, to the Natural Spirit that is the source of all beauty.

Of his poems, it is this which she wrapped his heart in. There is none. more. goth.

[island-delver-go]

It’s sad to realize that peak goth was hit so long ago

[gmax-centiskorch]

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

[byakurenbreak]

I think they’re referring to stuff like this

[starry-nightengale]

“I HATE MY THIGHS”??? REALLY????

[brunhiddensmusings]

[cosmicibe]

Ew

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Ma, pick me up, the heteros are being really fucking weird and gross again.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

It’s literally impossible for you to make yourself known to everyone you meet. Some people will just get the wrong impression about you and you have to let it go.

I was walking down the street with my brother on a hot day on our way into a bookstore and I said “I hate the sun. It’s too hot. Name ONE reason we need the sun. Literally I can’t think of a single reason why we can’t just figure out a way to block it”

And a guy turned and looked at me with the most dumbfounded and horrified expression Id seen since the last time someone looked at me like that (about a week before) and then turned to the girl with him and they both looked mistified in the worst way.

They really thought I don’t know what the sun’s for.

I could’ve told them I work in environmental science but I was having a conversation with my brother.

Those two people think that’s the day they overheard probably the stupidest thing any human being has ever loudly said in a bookstore.

That’s fine.

I know I know what the sun’s for.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[typenull]

everybody shut UP!!!!!!

hes sipping .

[feministism]

[teenscoolest]

[tealesbian]

[scenicroutes]

[charlesoberonn]

Why do billionaires look like a seventh grader’s first sculpting project?

[chuckle-voodooz-deactivated2020]

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Haha ugly People bad

[beep-beepster]

original context

[the-lovebug-files]

[duke605]

[sethlord]

The content I’m here for

[jawncharles]

who is he

[weirdnessisgood]