Masha's Bottomless Pit

CREDIT FOR PROFILE PIC TO Zanzibar-2000 on DeviantArt! I'm Masha, Professional BoRhap and Queen Trash at your service at all times!

[babyanimalgifs]

This is absolutely precious

[sunflower-cane]

Your mental illness has not made you ugly

Your hallucinations has not made you ugly

The voices you hear has not made you ugly

Your paranoia has not made you ugly

Your panic attacks has not made you ugly

Your anxiety attacks has not made you ugly

Your anxiety has not made you ugly

Your limitations has not made you ugly

Your depression has not made you ugly

What you eat when you’re depressed has not made you ugly

Your schizophrenia has not made you ugly

Your bpd has not made you ugly

Your bipolar has not made you ugly

Your ocd has not made you ugly

Your days in bed has not made you ugly

Your schizoaffective has not made you ugly

Your gad has not made you ugly

You’re beautiful just the way you are, and your illness can’t take that away from you

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[tennyrudolph]

“walnut” lmao I love this

[clownsblogging-deactivated20200]

This is still so fucking funny on Riverdale wiki. Like why have a list of one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

never seen an episode of riverdale in my life but im sitting here in complete agony over the phrase “sold jingle jangle to the ghoulies” i literally have no idea what this show could possibly be about at this point

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

[maramahan]

Please turn on audio it’s adorable

[sonceek]

slovenia is a joke, amids the whole scary coronavirus stuff our government apparently ordered 3 millions of masks and now they discovered it was all a scam and we never would have gotten them

[jensreuter-deactivated20221211]

[vv0lta]

@walkingwheels

[walkingwheels]

i fucking hate living in this country pizda

[frogitivity]

Sometimes when I get sad I like to look at pictures of sylvanian families so I made this! I hope it makes you as happy as it makes me!

[robertpattisons]

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[infinite-chump]

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

[infinite-chump]

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons

[thingsiwanttheworldtoknow]

You are not wasting your therapist’s time.

You are not faking it for attention.

You are not using up services that other people need more.

You deserve help.

[dimpledthings]

healing is hard but it’s worth it. you’re brave and good; you deserve the healing you’ve set your mind to achieving

[gothsferatu-deactivated20160519]

positivity is cool and all but repressing negative feelings is toxic to yr mind and body. dont feel guilt for having an array of emotions. its corny to fake positivity when it isnt sincere, feeling stuff even bad stuff is nothing to be guilty over. its okay to feel bad sometimes

[hopesuggestions]

flowers don’t grow on their own. the sun shines on them. the rain falls on them. you don’t have to grow alone, either.

[sunsetico-deactivated20250705]

“i have to choose recovery every single day for the rest of my life and sometimes it’s a tough decision to make and it is okay to struggle.”

— recovery is a decision you have to make every single day.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Submitting myself to the terrifying ordeal of hope

[aspirebelieverecover-deactivate]

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When life gets hard, and don't know what to do, when everything feels too much, just breathe.

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