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[perequiste]

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[demilypyro]

They should invent sleep that works

[erikalynae]

My new mission in life is to impart this wisdom to as many people as possible

[aprillikesthings]

IT'S ALSO USEFUL IF YOU HAVE TMJ DISORDER

in both cases: always start on the lowest setting and wrapped in something soft!! if it hurts, stop!!

But, re: sinuses: look up a diagram of where they are, and when a spot feels particularly good or is particularly congested, hold it there longer. Definitely keep tissues handy for when it drains. Also it can help if your sinuses hurt like fuck but aren't actually congested (which happened when I had covid), but the effect doesn't last long.

Re: TMJ disorder: You can just push it against the joint, obviously; if your vibe has a small contact point you can REALLY dig in there (but again: stop if it hurts). But don't forget the whole area around the joint, around your ears, and up your scalp. There's a lot of muscles that tighten when your jaw is tight/stiff/in pain. Be especially careful when on a spot that's just skin over a bone without a lot of padding.

[downwarddingo]

vibrators can also help if you have restless legs syndrome! Especially ones with fancy pulse patterns. When my RLS is severe I tuck them behind my knees or wherever & can finally lie still & sleep. You might need to wrap them in fabric to avoid skin irritation ymmv. There was even a paper published somewhere called "counter stimulatory devices for RLS" that was hilariously vague about saying the word "vibrator"

[chicago-geniza]

Once again adding also useful if you have dystonia or any kind of muscle spasticity. I have cervical dystonia (neck spasms) and dystonia in my left leg that's essentially like persistent Charley horse cramps from my neuromuscular issues and bought a Hitachi expressly for this purpose lol

[crypticcripple]

A vibrator has been recommended to me to unblock clogged milk ducts for anyone that may apply to

[gothiccharmschool]

I learned about the sinus thing and immediately bought a vibrator for that purpose. And yes, it DOES help with sinus headaches. 

[digiweed]

I use mine to cum as well

[hunter-rodrigez]

Yeah, it'll help with that too...

[wordfather]

worst thing about a job is that you have to. keep showing up. like you have to. you gotta.

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[pointnclick]

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

[plainsbison]

#myanguish

[kosmogrl]

[jodie-whittakers-suspenders]

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[charl0ttan]

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[tothechaos]

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

[tonystarksanxieties]

No, but literally

[hunter-rodrigez]

Y'all exclusively keep all your cherished photos on your phone?? Without a backup????

[yurimartyr]

burgers are awesome. so are pussies. so you'd think something called the "borgussy" is something very good, but according to my friend Karl Marx such is not the case.