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britt | 27 | capricorn | she/her

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[kosmogrl]

[weltenwellen]

Hieu Minh Nguyen, from “Heavy”

[bakwaaas]

when 1D said does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes they were so fucking right

[thesmuttylibrarian]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[thealogie]

whatever happens it’s so important that we’re funny about it. Above all else commit to the bit

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[reactionimagesdaily]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[itskennyphreshh]

Dino and Roberto Falcone’s asymmetrical watch inspired by Dali's ‘Persistence of Memory’

[ach-sss-no]

when brandon sanderson talks about villains in his famous free youtube writing class video lectures he'll say 'what's the difference between gollum and sauron' and of course he means the villain that's present in the narrative and characterized in a way the audience can potentially relate to or sympathize with vs. the looming threatening anonymous far-off force (among other things). but every time he asks that i think 'well one of those guys tracked down frodo and got his ring back'

[mysteryteacup]

Brandon Sanderson: What's the difference between Gollum and Sauron?

OP: Skill issue.

[silent-november]

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write