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Hey, check out these swords I found, they’re super neat and I don’t know how to hold them.

dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

heritageposts

date of origin: 2013

thoodleoo

i've always been interested in depictions of pets in ancient greece and rome but i think i've found the best possible one, that being this vase of a woman juggling to entertain her pet goose

dungeonlust

3tothe1

Bill Hader singing Livin’ On A Prayer

#snl

curseworm

does mace work on birds

curseworm

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

curseworm

time sensitive question please respond

my-kelde

Nancy Spero. Artemis, Goddess and Centaur, 1983.

hand-printing on paper

glumshoe

did he ghost you or did he get trapped in a gorilla costume and no one would help him out?

ethan---green

Did this happen

glumshoe

I nearly lost my beloved fiancé this way

martha-anne

forthegothicheroine

The dream: I am a glamorous 1940s film star. My man is an eccentric and obsessive director. He makes films to showcase me. We get called before HUAC. I sail through their questioning. He screams and calls them fascists and gets blacklisted. We move to Europe. We make weird experimental films through the sixties. I start directing. We come back to America in the seventies. I win an Oscar as a formal sign of forgiveness. My memoirs are not ghostwritten. NARS names a lipstick after me. I die over the age of 100, having lived long enough to sue Ryan Murphy.