lets go girls

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[cefalopodi-blog]

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy´s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a (laughs) magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[angelicguy]

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

[kosmogrl]

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[aheathenconceivably]

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

[dogpuppy]

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[miamaimania]

MAURIZIO CATTELAN / UNTITLED, 2001 Couple of elevators (scale 1:7,5), stainless steel, electronic components 35 x 59.5 x 26.3 cm | 23 ½ x 33 ¾ x 18 inch

[anphivenas]

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

[boneappleteeth]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[pokkin]

Computer simulation of a world where eye floaters are replaced by bart

[this-episode]