lets go girls

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[illiteracyspaghetti]

[segamascott]

[letterful]

[milk5]

Noones going to believe me but cocteau twins stole alot of ideas from my uncle

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[elexecution]

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

[wizardelf]

[mr-deep-downer]

need

[bodyofdeath]

what if the Eraserhead baby was a woman who shopped at Target

[segamascott]

[theygender]

In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"

[davidemmerich]

I'm a big hit at parties because I say things like "death to all who oppose us" and "the reckoning is at hand" when I’m clicked on

[tonyzaret]

Dating as a Male Toon is very difficult if you are not attracted to yourself but with large Eyelashes

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]